Ok, this is gonna suck ass T~T
CUE THE MUSIC!
Kenny's P.O.V
"Ugh, Cartman is SOOO annoying. I really want to punch him..."I was lost in my thoughts, but an annoying voice cut through them. I sighed and looked up at Cartman. "What." I asked, although it was muffled you could still tell that I was annoyed. "Sheesh Kinny, no need to be rude!" Fatass whined. I growled and looked down. Why do I hang out with him? I asked myself. All of a sudden I hear a beautiful laugh. I look up and see the one and only (Y/N). He's the cutest boy at school, and he's also the richest. A lot of the girls like him for his looks and money, but I like him for his personality. I mean, I've never talked to him, but I'm very observant. He seems to smile and laugh a lot, but his eyes hold sadness and his laugh sounds forced. "Dude, were you even listening to me?!" I hear Kyle shout. I look at him before turning my attention back to (Y/N). I hear Kyle sigh before tapping my shoulder. I was about to yell at him, but I heard another voice. Sounds like a girls....
I turn around only to see a brunette talking with (Y/N). Who is that?! Wait, why do I care? I ask myself. I look up at them. They look so happy....NO! HE CAN'T BE HAPPY WITH ANYONE ELSE BUT ME! I wasn't sure what got into me, but my body seemed to move on its own. I started to walk towards them. What if she's just his sister? I stop. I'll just embarrass myself.(Y/N)'s P.O.V
Ok, apparently Kenny is oblivious to my flirting. Ugh, why does he have to be so God Damn cute?! I sigh and look down. Hopefully this works...
"Hey (Y/N)!" I hear Scarlet yell. Ok, the plans in motion. "Hey Scarlet." I smile at her, knowing a certain Blonde is watching. We pretend to chat about random things, and I hear fooftsteps approaching. I smirk and turn around. There he is, the parka loving blonde. Kenny McCormick. I smile inwardly, knowing that he is jealous. My smile quickly becomes a frown when he begins to walk away. I sigh and look at Scarlet. She smiles and nods her head at Kenny. I get the hint and begin to walk towards him. No way in hell am I gonna let him get away that easy...~Timeskip~
Kenny wasn't aware of his surroundings later that night. He wasn't expecting (Y/N) to come out of the alley. "(Y-Y/N)? What're you doing in the alley?" He begins to question. (Y/N) says nothing while he grabs Kenny's wrist and drags him into the alley. Kenny smells alcohol on (Y/N)'s breath. "Have you been drinking?!" He asks with a high voice. (Y/N) looks at him and pins him to the filthy brick wall of the small alley. "STOP BEING SO CUTE!" (Y/N) screams at him. Kenny whimpers when he feels (Y/N)'s hand slowly slide down towards his growing bulge. (Y/N) smirks while licking his lips and slowly leans towards Kenny. Their lips connect in a passionate kiss.
~timeskip~
Kenny woke up to the sound of light snoring. He looked to his left and saw a NAKED (Y/N) sleeping next to him. Kenny blushed when the memories of last night's events rushed back to him. He felt his "little" friend start to arise at the arousing thoughts. All of a sudden, a certain male pinned Kenny down. The (h/c) smirked, knowing what affect he had on the blonde. He leaned down to Kenny's ear, his lips lightly brushing against it.
"Ready for round two?~"
Let's just say neither (Y/N) or Kenny showed up to school that day...
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South Park x Male!Reader Oneshots
FanfictionI know that South Park is over, but this sounded fun to do, so, yeah....sorry if its cringy XD