Dirty Little Secret // Vhope

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A soft knock on the door disturbed the peaceful slumber of the two boys who were currently cuddled together on the bed. The door slowly opened and a wide awake brunette popped her head inside.

''Are my horny oppas awake yet?'' A soft voice caused the two boys to open their eyes.

''Baby didn't you say you locked the doors?'' Hoseok asked his boyfriend as he buried his face into the younger's neck.

''I did.'' The red head replied his eyes closing shut once again. ''I thought I did.'' Taehyung corrected himself as he heard the doors close shut and a pair of bare feet make their way to the bed.

''Can I join, I wanna cuddle?'' Lisa asked making the pair open their eyes once again. Taehyung and Hoseok exchanged a quick glance then shrugged not really caring at the moment.

''C'mon in.'' Taehuyng answered as he scooted closer to his boyfriend making room for the brunette. Lisa happily got underneath the warm sheets and wrapped her arms around her best friend who was now being embraced by both Lisa from the front and Hoseok from the back. ''When did you get home?'' He asked the younger.

''Namjoon oppa drove me home at about 4 am.''

''Did mom and dad see you?''

''No, they weren't home yet, which is good since oppa literally had to carry my drunk ass to bed.''

''So not only did you get high you got drunk afterwords as well?''

''And I threw up... All over Jisoo unnie... But it's okay, I think they like me. We really bonded over our love for dramas.''

''Oh Jesus.''

''Correction it's Jaesus.'' The brunette corrected causing the pair to giggle.

''Baby can you keep it down.'' Hoseok mumbled as he tried to fall back sleep.

''Sorry.'' Taehyung whispered back.

''Is this what it's like to have children?''

''Pretty much, Lisa is like a five year old.'' Taehyung replied making the older softly chuckle.

''Does that mean we're her parents?'' Hoseok joked.

''Please say yes.'' The brunette begged her best friend.

''I already take care of you as if you're my foster child, what else do you even want, brat.''

''Baby don't speak to our daughter like that.'' Hoseok joked making the youngest smile smugly.

''Thank you appa.'' Lisa joked back earning a chuckle from the oldest.

''What the hell does that make me, your mom?''

''Yes.'' Both Lisa and Hoseok replied in unison making Taehyung pout as he hit the pair. Hoseok chuckled again and pressed a soft kiss on Taehyung's cheek to make him stop pouting and buried his head back into the younger's neck.

''What time do you have to be home?'' Taehyung asked the older.

''I told dad I'm sleeping over at Yoongi's after the party, he said to be home sometime the next day.'' The raven murmured as he placed a kiss on the younger's neck and pulled him even closer.

''You guys are so adorable.'' Lisa whispered.

''Then why are you cock blocking again?'' Taehyung whispered back.

''Because I can't sleep anymore.''

''How? Shouldn't you be like hungover and practically dead or something.''