House of Cards

Welcome to HELL

*in Mal's Messages*

Mia: Omg Mal
Mia: Hiii
Mia: I'm back and better and i need to see you!!!
Mia: And i wanna meet these boys you've been spending time with
Mia: Especially Hoseok😏
Mia: Since that boy is FINE AS HELL
Mia: You have to introduce me to him cause maybe something'll happen
Me: my lord Mia!!! I'm so sorry i was asleep in Jk's room. i didn't have my phone but you're finally back!!
Mia: Wait. Pause. Rewind and start again
Mia: You slept in Jungkook oppa's room?._.
Mia: Did you sleep with him?🤔
Me: omg noooooo!!! i told you i bunk with him sometimes. 🙄 he doesn't have a room mate remember? besides he brought me back to Chim. Apparently i was burning up or something like that
Mia: Okay. just making sure...
Mia: But if you did sleep with him, use protection
Mia: And wait. You're sick?! What's your temperature? How're you feeling? Are you dizzy? Did you throw up? Or you did sleep with him! And you have morning sickness
Me: *gasp* Miaaaa stooooooooob it
Me: omg no it was just a fever
Me: i'm fine now!!
Me: now let's rewind on you here, YOU HAVE A THING FOR HOBI? ewwwwwww. don't be disappointed if he doesn't take interest in you
Mia: Okay. I'm just making sure my little sister is fine. You probably wanna take some medicine and drink lots of water!!!
Mia: That's not gross at all! He's so freaking handsome like it's not even real. Like seriously! Look at him!
Mia: Ugh the things I'd do just for him to give me the time of day
Mia:😍😍😍
Me: you
Me: are
Me: craaaaaaaaazaaaaaay
Mia: I AM NOT
Mia: You're delusional! Have you seen Hoseok ?!
Mia: His fashion sense is to die for. His build and height is beautiful and his face...
Mia: LORD JESUS HIS FACE IS ANGELIC
Mia: You can't deny that he's a beautiful human being
Me: .......i guess
Mia: Bitch bye. He is a beautiful boy
Mia: Like why are you friends with him if he's not attractive? 🤔🤔🤔
Me: i was forced. Yk dad made me be friends with them
Mia: Oh please
Mia: That's a lie
Mia: Dad wouldn't force you to be friends with seven VERY ATTRACTIVE GUYS
Me: he brought them in when they were kids dumbo. they weren't hot yet
Mia: I'm sorry that I forgot! Geez it's been a long time since I've talked to you. I still can't believe you're not a kid anymore
Mia: And I'm glad your friends aren't kids anymore either 😏
Me: omg you need to stop
Me: when are you coming to the house? i need to prepare myself and the boys
Mia: Oh well uhm...kinda gonna be there in 30 min 😅
Mia: So good luck with that
Me: hmdndjdndkskkshdjdjdnr
Me: thanks for the heads upppppp
Mia: Hey
Mia: Be lucky i even gave you a heads up
Mia: Deadass was just gonna surprise visit you
Me: if you had done that you would've died
Mia: Why? Are these boys murderers? Is the house booby-trapped? Or is the house just hella messy?
Me: all of the above
Mia: Uhm excuse you? They're MURDERERS?! AND YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH THEM?
Me: you said yourself they are hot. murder me everyday ;))
Mia: So now you agree with me? 🤔 you confuse me to this day. I could never figure you out
Mia:Your house better be clean when I get there. If it's a shit storm in there... 😐😑
Me: well you're lucky i have super speed. it's clean now it's clean now. let me just get the boys dressed and make sure they know to behave and we are GUCCI
Mia: When you mean clean, i hope you didn't throw all your shit into drawers and closets... 😒 And behave? They're grown ass men
Me: trust me i cleaned good. and you're wrong on that one sweetie. they me as flirtatious as men and all that but THEY ACT LIKE CHILDREN UGHHHH
Mia: You better! I'm gonna do an inspection of the house!
Excuse you? Don't "sweetie" me; I'm your unnie 😑😑😑And I'll be the judge of that 😉😏
Me:whateverrrrrrrr. oh Hobi is calling me. Jimin is excited to meet youuuuuuu
Hoseok walks in looking me up and down then smirks. "Man have i been missing that body of yours" I roll my eyes and go back to texting. "Mia says hi" He sits next to me leaning his head on my shoulder lookingover reading as i text. "Hello Mia. i haven't seen her in a while." "Me either. she's coming over to visit so you beter behave yourself that's my sister buddy" He puts his hands up laughing. "Swear i wont do anything first" I roll my eyes at him once again looking back down to read the text.
Mia: Don't give me sass young lady 😒
And tell Hoseok oppa I say hi 😘
Jimin oppa? I don't really remember him. Isn't he the cute, short one?
Mia: Why is he excited to meet me? Haha you didn't even know that I was coming until awhile ago
And 😏😏😏
Mia: I'm almost heeeeerrrrreeeee
I giggle a bit as i read ,earning a look from Hobi."So Mochi is still crushing on your sister?" I sigh nodding. "Yeah and she still hasn't noticed. Poor chimchim. Maybe i should just tell her?" He stops as if he actually is thinking about it. "i think you should let her figure it out on her own" I nod texting her back.
Me: yay yay!!! i'm all dressed so are the boys. shall i send a pic?
As i wait for her response i feel almost compelled to look at Hoseok. As i look at him it feels like i'm sort of in a daze, not regarding his glowing eyes. My phone falls from my hands making a thud sounds on the carpet covered tile. It shakes me from my trance and i bend down to pick it up. I call all the boys in to send her a pic of them. Wow i did good they all look stunning.
Me: