When The Signs Say F*ck.

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     Aries: F*CK!

     Taurus: Why the f*ck?

     Gemini: What the f*ck?

     Cancer: F*ck my life.

     Leo: F*ck you, I'm perfect.

     Virgo. F*ck.

     Libra: F*cking love me.

     Scorpio. F*ck you.

     Sagittarius: Ding dong, your f*cking wrong.

     Capricorn: F*ck off.

     Aquarius: F*ck me. (Not in that way, you perverts.)

     Pisces: F*ck this.

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