Why Signs Are Still Single

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     (Remember, I don't want this to offend anybody. So, if it does offend you, just ignore it.)

     Aries: You're loud and scary and it makes people uncomfortable.

     Taurus: Will you ever love someone as much as food? No.

     Gemini: People can't seem to take you seriously.

     Cancer: You are way to guarded and isolate yourself.

     Leo: You're looking for someone who will love you more than you love yourself, which is hard to find.

     Virgo: Your shy as heck, which sometimes gives off the wrong impression.

     Libra: You flirt with everyone.

     Scorpio: You intimidate the crap out of people.

     Sagittarius: You're a player and people and people don't want to get seriously involved.

     Capricorn: You never really smile and look scary a lot.

     Aquarius: You seem unapproachable.

     Pisces: You don't know how to compose yourself and giggle too much, which scares people.  


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