Why the signs have no social life

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     Aries: I chose not to, I hate everyone. 

     Taurus: I'd rather hang with my dog. 

     Gemini: Eating is better than talking!

     Cancer: Because I love my bed!

     Leo: Netflix is my social life!

     Virgo: I just don't text back.

     Libra: Wait, what's a social life?

     Scorpio: Busy with world domination. 

     Sagittarius: Cats are better than people though..

     Capricorn: I would, but I like my couch.

     Aquarius: Sleep > Socializing

     Pisces: But Twitter's social, so ha!

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