Spy: ALRIGHT, THE MEETING HAD BEGUN SO LISTEN UP, YOU LITTLE SHITS!!
Elli: *muffled* Wh-what?
Spy: No, except for you, Pyro. You're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here.
Sniper: Oi! What about me??
Spy: I may love you, but you're still a piece of shit.
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TeamFortress Shitpost book
RandomIt's the crack book that nobody asked for!! I made it anyway because I'm trash. Follow the shenanigans of the different Mercs, and occasionally Merasmus. Also, there will be shipping in this book! I don't want any hate for the things I ship, okay? I...