(A letter to Patrick from squid ward) hey Patrick your pants are real nice they go well well with your skin I've been thinking maybe we could meet up sometime and get to know more about each other love you from your secret admirer and btw if you want to meet up them tomorrow meet me at the chum bucket at 4:00pm 😘
(Patrick has opened and read the letter and is now writing a letter back to his secret admirer aka squid ward)
Hey idk who you are but I would like to meet up and eat you all up i i I mean food hahaha 😏 see you later.( the next day time for the date and squid ward is getting ready) 🎶gotta put my hair up just kidding I wish I had hair but today I'm going to get a good smaaaash 🎶. Ok I've got slickin my brows and I can be on my way. ( off to the date)
( Patrick while he was getting ready ) o Shute I have no shorts clean (calls sponge bob) ring ring "hey sponge bob can I use ur wash actually there's not enough time" pat said. "Hay pat guess who just got a bj" says sponge bob"uhh Gary " says pat. "No Patrick me" says sponge bob. " o well gtg I'm running late bye" (Patrick hangs up and heads to the date)
(They both arrive Patrick walks in and sees no one but squid ward and decides to sit down and wait a little) "has anyone seen person ready for a date here" Patrick says "I'm your date, your secret admirer" squid said "WHAT I mean I'm down but WHAT" says pat. " I had to do something Patrick I see you and you just turn me on I i I love you"squid says.
Next chapter is what happens in the date