meh I'm gonna start right away
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There once was a blonde and her blonde boyfriend and they were walking. The blonde girl turned to her boyfriend and said, "Will you love me forever?"
Her boyfriend said, "NO."
The blonde girl cried and ran across the street before the light turned green and got hit by a car. Her blonde boyfriend went to go pick her up and said, "I meant...I would love you...FIVEever. Because five is more than four." But it was too late. His girl friend was dead.
THE END
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Yeah. Notice that this is story one. I will write more if I think up more. Btw I have nothing against blondes. I have some blonde friends and they are really smart(cough cough sarahsoroh)yaeah. And that's it. Note that I did not write this story. I got this idea from one of the comments on your grammar sucks. Yeah. So. I hope this made you laugh, or cry. What ever feelin you were supposed to get from this:p
