A series of Hetalia Oneshots. Country x country or country x reader, lemons and limes are included, requests welcome (I will have to start rejecting some because I get so many or I don't know how to write it). This book will be updated with a chapte...
"How dare you talk againzt miene awesome self!" I yell and Francis and Antonio who are making fun of me for watching some pony YouTube video by accident
(German:Miene-My)
"But 'ow can we not mon ami?" Francis asks "You are a brony!"
(French:Mon ami-My friend)
"Okay you Arschloch, first of all I'm not and second, even if miene awesome self was a brony or vhatever it shouldn't matter I can do vhat I want!"
(German:Arsholoch-Asshole)
"Calm down mi amigo we were just kidding!" Antonio interrupts laughing
(Spanish:Mi amigo-My friend)
Antonio, Francis and the awesome me are sitting around a table at a café drinking coffee and talking about what we did in the weekend. Granted it doesn't sound too interesting but with us it's never boring. The real reason we are here is to check out all the hotties who walk past. Gilbird is peeping on top of my head.
Francis is staring at someone and I turn to see who it is. It's two girls who are sitting around a table chatting. One of them has long brown hair with brown eyes and she is wearing some sports wear. The other has short blond hair with pink tips, she has green eyes and she is in a pretty floral dress. Hmm I'm getting an idea.
"Vatch me go ask both zhose hotties out on a double date" I laugh
"Who will go on zhe date with zhe other girl?" Francis asks in his French accent
"You'll find out after I get back" I chuckle and walk over to them
They look up at me with a confused expression but I smile though it, I will not be discouraged.
"Vhat are two beautiful ladies doing here?" I ask
"We're just having a cup of coffee..." The one with blond hair smiles "I like your bird."
"Danke, his name is Gilbird. So, I vas vondering if you two vould like to go on a double date vith one of my friends and miene awesome self?" I ask
(German:Danke-Thanks)
They look at each other and nod. I think I'm getting the results I want.
"Yeah sure, my name is Alyssa and this is Charlotte." The one with brown hair says smiling
We exchange numbers and I walk back to Francis and Antoino. Now it's time for phase two of my plan.
"So who's going on zhe date with you three?" Francis asks
