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"I bet,that I could bed her, before dusk", Angelo whispered to me as a young lady and her maid strolled past my shop admiring a few paintings in awe.
"I still wonder, how is it you're still alive and healthy with the number of diseases you should surely be sprouting from your numerous conquest" I sighed, still writing in my journal, I think I might be one step closer in knowing how man can fly!
"And I wonder, oh my good lad, how you still are a virgin. Sometimes I wonder if the rumors are true" Angelo snickered.
"What rumors? That I laid with your mother and thus, you being my rotten spawn?" I said trying to crack a joke.
"You were never good with crude jokes Leo. That, my good lad, happens to be my specialty."
I sighed at how true he was.
"Why am I still friends with your person?" I asked defeated, going back to my journal.
"Because I'm rich, handsome and you love me you grumpy wanker" Angelo chuckled as he gave my back a hearty tap.
"Certainly", I replied, with sarcasm strong enough to poison an entire herd of sheep.
" you know, many believe you to be into sodomy"
I paused whatever I was doing, suddenly mortified.
"I'm pulling your pants lad, jee, your as pale as an egg, you should see your face. This is priceless" Angelo doubled, laughing like an arse on Christmas.
"Why would you joke about a thing like that you dimwit? I could be hanged if word got out" I said, having gotten over my initial shock as I chucked a scroll at his still laughing figure.
"Relax, will ya? Stop being a sissy, its not like its true... or is it?" He laughed again wiggling his eyebrow.
"Go home Angelo, let me do my work in peace... Besides, not all of us come from old money" I grumbled irritated by his idiotic banter.
"Alright, I'm leaving... To meet the lovely lady from before... I promise she'll be riding this cock of mine till the break of a new dawn" Angelo said as he happily trotted away, off to chase another skirt.
I sighed tiredly. Whatever am I to do with this man I call my friend?
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Mystery Pendant
General Fiction"what can I do for you", a voice said shocking her out of her trance as she yelped in surprise. "oh my.. I didn't mean to peek, but I just couldn't help myself. Do you know who painted those? They're absolutely stunning" she asked the strangely dre...
