A Bad Idea

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A/N: Send help Ethan's Trying to take over my profile

CoDHunter95: Ethan Why Are You Planning On Doing This?

Ethan: 'Cause It's Fun!

CoDHunter95: Really That's Your Answer Because It's Fun!? *pinches the bridge of my nose*

Ethan: Yeah! Also Why Am I In This Shitty Story

CoDHunter95: Last Warning Ethan... Otherwise You'll Get A Yandere Yang Chapter.

Ethan: NO PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING! ANYTHING!

CoDHunter95: Then Shut Up!

Ethan: NEVAH!

CoDHunter95: Ok... I Tried To Be Nice But Apparently That Didn't Work.

Ethan: Ah Fuck Me!

CoDHunter95: Nah I'll Save That Privilege For Yang.



Milo's P.O.V

Me and the rest of Team HNTR as well as some of Team RWBY saw Ethan sitting at a table in the lunch hall with a knife in his hand

Milo signs: Oh Fuck Me! He's Going To Hurt Himself Again!

Yoreal: Milo what's he planning?

Me, Keating and Richard all facepalmed simultaneously Is She Really Serious or Is She Just Trying To Annoy Us?

(He's Singing It Like The One On TheGamingLemon's YouTube Red Dead Redemption Montage)

Ethan: Oh, I Have All My Fingers, The Knife Goes Chop! Chop! Chop!

He was starting off slow when he started playing this dumb stupid game but that's just my opinion on this game

Ethan: If I Miss The Spaces In-Between My Fingers Will Come Off, And If I Hit My Fingers The Blood Will Soon Come Out.

He Slowly increased the pace of the knife speed

Ethan: But All The Same, I Play This Game Cause That's What It's All About.

He missed his Index finger by a hair's breadth

Ethan: Oh I Have All My Fingers, The Knife Goes Chop! Chop! Chop!

His messy Blonde hair covered one of his eyes making it harder for him to see

Ethan: Oh, Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! I'm Picking Up The Speed And If I Hit My Fingers My Hand Will Start To Bleed

And as soon as he finished that line the knife slipped out of his hand and pinned his hand to the table

Ethan: AHHH MOTHERFUCKER! GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING KNIFE OUTTA MY HAND!

I calmly walked over to Ethan

Milo signs: May I?

Ethan: Be Gentle Now... It's My First Time.

I laughed silently at the inside joke me and Ethan have whenever he has a knife, sword hell even a spear stuck in a place he hasn't been stabbed he'd always say that one line,

I carefully removed the knife from his hand and decontaminating it before putting a Gauze Wrap around his injured hand and I could tell he was better already... how do I know this? Well it's because he flipped me off with his injured hand


A/N: Sorry for the short chapter I've got school tomorrow but I'll try and make the next update for this story a little bigger.




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