Joker: *on a blanket* Imma just... Eh.. hold up.. *rolls up in blanket* got it!
Batman: What the hell are you doing exactly?
Joker: I'm in a blanket-
Batman: okay then...
Joker: MOOOOOOW!!
Batman: ...
Joker: *smiles* I hate you
Batman: yeah yeah
Joker: Batsyyyyy
Batman: what?
Joker: love me
Batman: *pulls Joker into a kiss* see? I love you.

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