"Chuuu, Y/n ass fattt, bitch!" Keith recorded Y/n walking down the aisle of Wal-Mart, shopping for groceries. She stopped looking back at Keith. She froze for 4 seconds, twerking after that.
"Ayee!" Keith laughed behind the camera, recording the childish girl. He save the snaps, handing the phone to her.
"Record me." He balled his short up in the front, making it a crop top. He pulled his shorts up a little with his roshes. The girl's eyes teared up as she tried to keep her cool.
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Keith walked around the toy aisle, grabbing a water gun. His hips cocked to the side, as if he was Bambii. His peanut head in his hat swung as he walked down the aisle.
"Aye, go KeeKee. Shake dat ass, shake dat ass bitch." Dipping, he shook his bony butt, looking side to side.
"It's KeeKee. Slay...til you hair to gray. Heheheehe."
"Hey, can you guys be quiet? This is an aisle for kids. Quiet down a little. Thank you." After leaving, Keith stuck the middle finger, putting the gun down.
"They ain't ready for KeKe anyways. Let's go, sis. Us bitches too real for Wally World." Y/n laughed, saving the snaps. She posted some sending some to her snap.
"Alrighttttt." Turning around, She felt a ball hit the back of her head. Keith took off, dribbling the basketball down the aisle. She chased after the boy, throwing a volleyball at him.
The man who told them to quiet earlier, stood in the aisle, watching them act a fool. Calling security over the intercom, he stopped them in their tracks.
"1-10, there's some teens disturbing the walkway." They looked at each other, smirking. As they saw the guard approaching, Y/n jumped onto Keith's back, him running towards the exit.
"Wait, wait." She jumped down, twerking towards the guard.
"Ayeee! Go Marie!" She laughed, getting back onto his back, almost out the exit. He was cbasing after the teens, becoming short winded.
"Don't come back, ignorant kids!"
"And you ran outta breath, fat Asshole." Keith does of laughter, unfolding his shirt. He wrapped his arms around her neck, walking to the car.
"Aww, man. That's why I love yo ass." He continued to laugh, opening the door for her.
"Shit, we didn't even get no food. Mom's gone kill me." His eyes widened, bursting into laughter.
