Love Everyday, Lust, and Bro

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Kassidy and Lee sit at their unassigned seat together and chat up a storm. "So how's your mom?" Kassidy asks. A low rumble is heard throughout the hall which causes all the students to turn towards the door before Lee answers. Just seconds later, loud and terrifying gun shots echo through the hallway followed by ear piercing screams.

"Everybody get down!" A teacher yells, in attempts to save them, probably heroically.

Kassidy gets down and puts her hands over her knees as she starts to twerk, "That isn't what she meant!" Lee screams as he pulls Kassidy down to the ground.

"Y'all," Kassidy turns to Lee, "I can't handle this."

Lee turns to Kassidy panting "Y'all don't know what's about to happen," he turns to Kassidy, "baby."

Their classmate Jake looks at them and hushes them "There is literally a school shooter, shut up!"

Kassidy and Lee both simultaneously turn over and a ringtone loudly plays, "It's everyday bro, with the Disney Channel flow!! 5 mill on YouTube in 6 months."

Behind them, Joan cries and whispers slowly with tears running down his face, "Never done before."

Loud footsteps are heard coming closer and closer to the classroom. Suddenly a masked man walks in and screams, "We shooting with a gun," and turns around to flash the students with the dancing hot dog from snapchat tattooed on his rear end, "the tattoo just for fun."

Their reasonable classmate Jake looks at them and whispers, "I'm sorry," but as he gets up he turns around and says, "no I'm not." Jake then walks over to the shooters and screams, "I cannot be outdone, Jake Paul is number one!!" And then unzips his pants and urinates on the shooter's shoes.

"Weird that Jake is such a Jake Paul stan." Kassidy says, right before he shoots her.

Lee gasps and takes the time to quickly t-bag Kassidy and aggressively bust on the teacher's saggy face. "England is my city," he moans as he falls to the ground and dies. The shooter leaves "What the fuck even happened?" he exclaims shaking the urine off of his shoe. Jake Paul walks in and screams "ITS EVERYDAY BRO!" in his face, getting spit everywhere, including directly in his booty crevice.

THE END, BRO!