The Beginning - Book 0.1 Of The BTS Group Chat Trilogy [COMPLETED]

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NoJams: hey guys..

Lisa: hey backstabbing, slutty asshole and man whore. who's on the fuck-list today?

Jennie: calm down lisa

TheGoldenMaknae: lis, leave him alone :(

HeavySleeper: and you care why?

HeavySleeper: oh yeah because you two motherfuckers still have feelings for each other

Eomma: still salty, i see

Jinyoung: it never ends...

HeavySleeper: no, but the fact that jimin is a HOE and jungkook ruined rosé's life still stands out, correct me if im wrong

TheGoldenMaknae: excuse me?

HeavySleeper: oh please. rose liked you for gods sake. guess you were too caught up in your "love life" to notice

Mark: all of you should just stfu

Jackson: exactly. you should really listen to jimin for once.

TheGoldenMaknae: anyway

TheGoldenMaknae: jimin and i are getting married :D

IHateSnakeu: AOEIIFKDKSL ISSA BOUT TIME

CL: am i dreaming

CL: or am i just stupid

G-Dragon: definitely the second one

G-Dragon: jk, congrats losers

NoJams: thanks, i guess.

G-Dragon: you're welcome, i guess.

TheGoldenMaknae: anywhore

TheGoldenMaknae: we plan on having a wedding soon, maybe even kids...

ParkItInMyJaeBum: OMG MINI JIKOOKS RUNNING AROUND I AM DECEASED

JayParkItRightThere: thats cute =,) im actually tearing up

Youngjae: what if he cheats on jungkook though?

Jinyoung: honestly just stfu youngjae

Youngjae: okay chill just saying..

Mark: actually this leads to another thing.

Mark: jackson wang, my boyfriend of two years,

CL: holy shit its happening soskdjdjakwlkrjt

Jackson: yes baby?

Mark: will you marry me?

Jennie: i think i just died

IHateSnakeu: holy fuck i just shit myself

Bitch?Beach: thx for killing the mood hoseok 😤

Jisoo: ^

Jackson: mark..baby..really?? you're serious?

Mark: i've never been more serious in my entire life

Jackson: of course it's a yes..i want to be with you for the rest of my life...

IHateSnakeu: i srsly shit myself this time

Lisa: 👏👏👏

Lisa: CONGRAGULATIONS TO YALL BUT IM EXPECTING JIKOOK AND MARKSON BABIES RUNNING AROUND, STRONG POWER THANK YOU

Jennie: AMEN

JayParkItRightThere: AMEN

Bitch?Beach: so this gc really is coming to an end, huh?

NoJams: unfortunately..

TheGoldenMaknae: so we'll say our goodbyes, yeah?

G-Dragon: gbye azzes

G-Dragon has left Bangtan Bitches

CL: imma miss yall =/

CL has left Bangtan Bithes

Lisa: we gotta project coming up, but we'll see each other soon yeah?

Jisoo: we'll always remain a family ❤

Bitch?Beach: bye lisa... ❤

Lisa: bye taetae...😓❤

Lisa and Jisoo have left Bangtan Bitches

Jennie: yoongi...😢

HeavySleeper: dont worry princess, we'll see each other soon..

Jennie: i love you

HeavySleeper: i love you too...

Jennie Kim has left Bangtan Bitches

HeavySleeper: my baby left meeeeee. dammit. bye guys, i'll definitely be attending the jikook wedding btw 😚

HeavySleeper has left Bangtan Bitches

Bitch?Beach: imma go talk to lisa now. ✌

Bitch?Beach has left Bangtan Bitches

JayParkItRightThere: i hope to see yall mofos soon 😚

JayParkItRightThere has left Bangtan Bitches

Youngjae: why was i even added here

Youngjae has left Bangtan Bitches

Jinyoung: I HAVE KIDS TO CONTROL

Jinyoung has left Bangtan Bitches

ParkItInMyJaeBum: my bby youngjae has left. gbye.

ParkItInMyJaeBum has left Bangtan Bitches

BamBam: i will get my revenge...

BamBam has left Bangtan Bitches

Yugyeom has left Bangtan Bitches

Eomma: whoops...eatjin is airing...bye

Eomma has left Bangtan Bitches

BadDancer has left Bangtan Bitches

Mark: good luck jimin and jungkook 😚

Jackson: we'll be at your wedding ❤❤

Mark Tuan has left Bangtan Bitches

Jackson Wang has left Bangtan Bitches

NoJams: babe?

TheGoldenMaknae: yeah?

NoJams: i love you

TheGoldenMaknae: i love you too...

NoJams and TheGoldenMaknae have left Bangtan Bitches

IHateSnakeu: its everyday bro

IHateSnakeu: with the bangtan bitches flow

IHateSnakeu: seven members like no otha never done before

IHateSnakeu: passed all the competition

IHateSnakeu: exo is next =_=

IHateSnakeu: blah blah blah tessa hooks blah marpenis twins blah bangtan bitches out ✌

IHateSnakeu has deleted Bangtan Bitches

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book two coming up 😋

-Luciana🌹