by me
oh i am liz
this is poorly written
i lost 802 brain cells while writing it
hope you lose a little less :)
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oKay
i alReAdY wrOte tHis
buT evEryOne hAtes Me so iT deLeTed
ANYWAYS
JANIE
ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY 🅱️
TIME TO CELEBRATE WITH A KAK STORY BY ME
SO
IT WAS A MEDIOCRE DAY
HA
SEE WHAT I DID
ANYWAUS
THERES THIS HURRICANE TIGHT
AND HER BAME
IS HURRICANE LORNA
nOw this hurricane
is unLike anY oTher
said hurricane is spinning like a spinning top through the sea
wow
great similes
anyways
we
have two heroic heroes FLOYING
i know my adjectives are on point
no need to tell me 😤😤
anYwayz
where was i
Oh The hErOEs
one goes my the name of @krisyainfires.sugaloves.vlover.iattackliz24/7
THE OTHER BY
@vitaminC.yuripliteskylover.lizcantspell
NOW THESE TWO HEROS FLOY AND ARE LIKE
"HEY HURRICANE LORBS THIS AINT COOL WHERE U GOING BRO"
and she's like "RUSSIA FAM"
idk why russia
russia is just beeg
v v beeg
like HURRICANE FOKKEN JANIE CATEGORY 5 BIGGER THAN THAT IRMA HOE
anYwaYs
lorna being the REBEL she is
sucks the heroic heroes into her hurricane
but it's chill
cuz lorna is a feminist
lol HURRICANES HAVE GRNDERS DONT FOKKEN QUESTION ME
anyways here's a visual representation:
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i hope you know who's who cuz i'm not explaining
jut guess :)
ANYWAYS
whEn tHis hApPenS jAnIe tHe hORrIcAnE tHRoWs a ParTy bUt we wiLl geT bacK to ThaT
now theo the metal rocker is jammin
on
krass the russian grass
don't fucking question me
ANYWAYS
THEYEE LIKE
"HEY YOU HURRICANE FOKKEN STOP *ELECTRIC GUITAR DOUNDS AND HEAD BUMPING*"
let's just say
stop
is not in a hurricane's vocabulary
KRASS TRIES TO RUN
BUT LIKE
SHE FALLS
CUZ SHE KRASS
YOU ARE READING
fairy bread
Humor"what's fairy bread" "it's an australian dessert" "ITS YURI PLISETSKIS ASS" --- just a weird wattpad account started by a weird groupchat composed of weird friends united by a japanese animated ice skating series.
