Exo Ships One-shot (Smut)

Agent : TaoRis

~Tao~

"Someone stole the president pencil you need to take it back!"

"The PENCIL, ARE YOU FUCKIN' KIDDING ME"

I hiss at the man in front of me

"I'm not Tao, the pencil that happen to be missing is the president last present from his dead daughter, it hold a sentimental value and I'm afraid to tell you that the president is willing to step down just to get it back so you have to do something before anything worst happen"

I mentally curse that pencil, I have to postponed my vacation just to find it and the culprit.

I just got back from my last mission and this is how they welcome me by finding a fucking pencil

"Just buy another one from the store, I'm sure Mr. President won't know"

"I won't agree to that, his secretary tried to do what you just said and he end up dead"

"Oh please give me another mission but not 'finding pencil' or just give it to others"

"You are the most trusted agent by our president, and your the only one available so you don't have any choice but to obey"

"You did this on purpose aren't you, you give Junmyun a mission this morning before I arrive but why not give him this one, your a bias"

"How did you now that?"

"I know everything Yixing, I also know that you've been fucking each other in our president table when his gone"

He blush and cough

"Whatever Tao, this mission is yours weather you like it or not doesn't really matter, what matter is you find the PENCIL"

We exchange death glare to each other but at the end I surrender, Yixing might be cute and sweet but trust me he's the real devil, he's more scarier than Kyungsoo when his mad

"Fuck you"

"Sorry darling but someone's already fuckin' me"

After that he leave and I trow my jacket on the floor

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I now gain clue and about to board on my private jet, that fuckin pencil has been reach the north pole and I swear to god whoever stole it will receive a fucking from me and not in a good way

I occupied myself in thinking of what kind of torture I'll give to that shitty 'pencil thief' but my eyelids betrayed me and I fall in a deep sleep

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I hop in a my Jeep wrangler

And drive, its fucking cold here so its fucking good that it have a convertible hardtop.

On my way some dude block the road using his body, i hurriedly step on the brake,