Sans POV:
I woke up like I normally do, by doing 27 push-ups to wake myself up. I went to my closet to see what to wear (I don't wear anything to bed, that's why) and I found my outfit for the day. I was wearing a deep ocean-blue zip up hoodie over a white tank top with black skeleton bones on it, along with my nylon shorts and black converse. I went downstairs to take a nap on the couch. Just as I laid down, Papyrus came into the room,
"SANS WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHERE IS MY PUZZLE BOOK AND WHY ARE YOU HERE INSTEAD OF YOUR POST???!?!!" My brother yelled loudly. I smirked and rolled over on the couch, with my back to him.
"sorry paps can't hear you I'm asleep"
"SAAAAAAAAAANNSSSSSS!!!!!"
I chuckled but then something huge jumped on top of the couch, and therefore me. It was Papyrus.
"bro im dying here"
"THATS WHAT YOU GET SANS FOR BEING SO LAZY ALL OF THE TIME I SWEAR YOU STILL HAVENT PUT YOUR SOCK UP IM SO DONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
"heh heh. bones"
"AAAAAAAAAAAA SAAANS WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT PUNS??!!?! THAT WAS THE WORST ONE YET!!!!!!!!!!!"
"what are you talking about bro i just said bones-"
"AAAAAAAAA SAAAAANS THERE YOU GO AGAIN I HATE YOUR JOKES AND I HATE YOUR PUNS MORE!!!!!!"
"hehehe.... would you say that you hate them.... a skele-ton?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*deep breath*AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Papyrus stormed out of our house and slammed the door. I chuckled and went back to my nap.
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I went into a grassy field. The grass smelled nice and sweet but something told me there was something better underneath it. I kneeled down and pulled out chunks of grass with my bony skeleton hands. Yes, yes! Now I could smell it! Under the grass was........
D i R T👅💦
I put some into my skeleton jaw and chewed it.
"yummMmm" I said to no one in particular.
No one in particular replied back.
I couldn't let any of this sauce-tastic earthen deliciousness go to waste, so I tucked in my shirt and started pouring in the dirt (haha that rhymes). Soon I had a whole shirt full of dirt. I closed my jacket around myself discretely and quickly snuck back to me and Papyrus's house. I didn't want him to catch me red-skeleton-handed in the act😱🙊
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Dirt Vore!Undertale
FanfictionI'm so sorry. But my muse commands me. {This is my AU! Ask to use and credit me!! I want this monstrosity to follow me and forever devour my chances of getting into college or getting a decent job🙂🙃} This is not serious. Hope you enjoy..?? I am cu...
