It's story time children!! Time to leave behind your senseless cares of your strange normal life so you can cringe and laugh at mine!!
Anywho!! Last year on Christmas day!! Christmas day!! A day for family and love and laughter my best fren (same one from last rant, the good one) told me to troll with this guy.
Now at the time of this event I was super desperate to have a boyfriend! Why? I don't actually fucking know!! But she told me to mess with him, a request I gladly took because I had literally nothing better to do!
So I start talking to the guy his name was *que drum roll* Mark Dalton!! So now when I hear the name Mark I like actually triggered!! You'll understand soon..
So while talking to him in playfully flirting cause that's what I do! And he playfully flirting as well, and I'm legitimately taking a liking to him because he seems really nice! But soon the flirting that he did got a little out of hand...
I don't specially remember how he asked exactly but he soon literally asked for nudes and now me being the naive girl I was, I jokingly said "sure!" And I really shouldn't have said that....
So note I was 12 when this happened!! I was an idiot and said I was 13 but he is 15!! 15!!! Flirting and asking for nudes with a "13"!!
So soon it's like 1 am the next day and Mark and I have been talking since 8 pm on Christmas, well now it's 1 am and we both go to sleep. Now the next day I feel sick to my stomach and I literally feel like I might barf!
I soon tell my friend about it and she is like slightly pissed with me for not listening and for not doing what she said to do. BUT!! WHEN SHE FOUND OUT HIM ASKING FOR NUDES!!! She was pissed with him!! Now we have done A LOT to this guy, like we've catfished him, we've done a hate account once, and we ganged up on him with another friend of ours.
Now the reason I mentioned his name is because this guy is real, you can look him up on Instagram and you'll see him, so yeah this all actually fucking happened, so now I will occasionally get really nervous and scared a little when I see guys that looked like him, that have the name Mark, or guess who are to pervy....
So yeah...thats that!
