Once there was a man named John Baker. Let me tell you his story.
John Baker was a wealthy garbage collector. He was an awesome garbage collector. When he finishes collecting the garbage, he would blow it up with dynamite. He was like, "Habadurbadue!!!" He doesn't know how to speak REAL words. Just the ones that came to his dumb head. One time he was blowing up garbage, and he stood so close, he blew himself away. He was like, "HABAGABAthoopeetohoop!!" But one time he was blowing up garbage, and he stood too close, and he blew himself up. His last words were,"HABAGAAAA.........clah!!!"
Well, that's his story. He is a dumb man.
