Animals Live!

Excuses

Author: Sorry for not updating! Highschool really make me stressed out a lot lately...  Well anyway, I just wanna say here that for the next week I'm not gonna update cause i will have exams starting next monday!

GrumpyCat: Well if you have stop watching youtube all day after school and actually STUDY for the upcoming exams you'll not have anything to be stress out! You Lazy-Useless-F**king-Auhor!

Author: But Grumpy~! You can't blame me for getting addicted to Vocaloids and all the funny things on youtube!  (╥﹏╥)

Panda#1:You just continue listening those Japanese songs but you didn't even know the meaning of those words do you?

Author: Hey!!!  Don't just barge in!  Oh and of course i know the meaning!

Panda#1:You don't even study Japanese at school...  How do you know what they're saying...

Author: Easy~! With da power of Subtitles!

Panda#1:Seriously? (¬_¬)

Author: Hey stop looking at me like that!  I can like everything that i like!...  Wait...  That sound weird...

TurtleBook: *Yawn* Porcupine...  I want to sleep...

RabbitGamer: Turtle is sleepy here
.. Porcupine, take her home okay? you guys practically inseparable anyway... Oh and don't do anything funny while you're at it, kay?

ClumsyPorcupine:Who do you think i am?  Panda?

RabbitGamer: I just said don't do anything funny...  Doesn't mean you can't do 'that'... Seriously Porcupine, you have a dirty mind! Let me wash it for you!

Panda#1: So you mean Porcupine can do 'that'while bringing Turtle to her house?

RabbitGamer: Course not!  I'll cut his vitals so that he can't do 'that' anymore in the future if he do it.

GrumpyCat: Back to the original topic. *Grab Author cloth before Author can ran away* Author is just being  lazy...
And want more time to watch youtube.

Author: Hahaha...  You figure me out
... But seriously guys i really have exams next week so...  Please give me time!

RabbitGamer: You sound like we were collecting debt from you.

Author: Nah~ You guys are too cute to be debt collector! Wait a minute. Thinkin again...  Actually GrumpyCat have potential to be one!

TurtleBook: *Yawn* Actually...  Who would be scare by a cute kitty cat?

GrumpyCat:  Wa...Wa???  Cu... Cute kitty...  Cat?

TurtleBook: Ow sorry if i hurt your feeling! Didn't see you there! Now c'mon Porcupine. I wanna go to sleep.

ClumsyPorcupine: A-Aa!  Okay here let's go Turtle!

With that TurtleBook and ClumsyPorcupine left the place and go home.

GrumpyCat:Why do Porcupine need to accompany Turtle anyway?

RabbitGamer: Duhh? they live at the same house!

GrumpyCat & Panda#1:Wait... WHAT!?  THEY LIVE AT THE SAME HOUSE???  TOGETHER!?

RabbitGamer: Geez no need to shout!  And yea i mean i did say that they were practically inseparable right?

Panda#1: Yeah but...  I didn't think they were that inseparable that they actually live on the SAME house!

RabbitGamer: Well before they live together. Porcupine live in a... Err what is it called?  A house that you rent and paid monthly something like that.  IDK what's its called... . But after, you know... The whole things about Turtle's Mom asking Porcupine to take care of Turtle, Porcupine move to Turtle's house!

GrumpyCat:And Turtle's dad just go...  Okay with it!?

RabbitGamer: Well yea?  IDK, Turtle's dad is kind of don't care actually.  He probably think Porcupine is a kind of...  Babysitter?, Or something like that, that his late wife paid to take care Turtle.  I mean...  He give money to Porcupine to go and fetch all of their family needs for them.  But cause Porcupine is... Umm...  Poor? And don't have any place to stay.  He basically just accept the chores.  He sees it as a kind of...  Work to stay at their house.

Panda#1: Hmmm... Porcupine is actually kind of reliable!  But he's still clumsy!

GrumpyCat: *stare at nothingness*

RabbitGamer: What make me really impressed is...

Panda#1: Is what?

RabbitGamer: is... how the Author turn a supposedly author note chapter, to say sorry for not updating for a long time, to a full chapter where the Author introduce two characters background!

Author: Ehehehehehe...  You got me there...  Err...

Panda#1: Basically you're a lazy person who turn a author note to a full grown chapter! Wait...  That does not sound lazy...

Author: Well...  Rather than making 2 chapter for author note and a usual chapter,  i just mix it up!  So this chapter contain my apologies and a story for the readers!

GrumpyCat: you hella lazy fuckin piece of an author...

Author: Wow dude!  Don't need to use harsh words there y'know!  Anyway...  So i guess that's all i can wrote (or type) for now! Bye and see you guys at the next update!

GrumpyCat: This chapter is so fuckin random...  I mean...  From a author note or apology chapter to a background chapter right off the bat?

Author: I know right!  Who make this chapter anyway???

Panda#1: You're the one who make the chapter stupid!

Author: Hehe well whatever.  For this chapter only (probably)  I'll just disable the 4th wall principle. But at the next update you guys won't see me!

RabbitGamer: Thanks god!  Seeing you usually mean i can't play my games!

Author: Well you're rude! Oh and one more thing!  Let's do it guys!

Everyone present: Kay!

Panda#1:Please!

RabbitGamer:Vote!

GrumpyCat: And!

Author :Comment!

Everyone present: Thanks for seeing us Bye and have a good day!  See you next update!