Umm! Hello! My Name is GrumpyCat! I'm Grumpy and moody! You B*****d Author! stop making me write this shit! Where's my laptop!? Rabbit? You take it again didn't ya!? Get back here!? Stupid Motherf***in Rabbit! I said get back here!? Author! Stop that b***h from running away!
Author: Y'know i can't do that right? If Rabbit dies this story will be discontinued...
GrumpyCat: You little piece of B*****d Author!
Author: Now now Grumpy! Do you want me to do something that I do to Panda to you too?
GrumpyCat: What did you do to Panda?
Author: Secret~!
Panda#1: Author blackmailed me! (╥_╥)
GrumpyCat: Blackmail? What did the author said? That you are an yandere?
Panda#1: Author tell the readers that my nickname is "Panda-Bo-Bo-Bear" ( TДT)
GrumpyCat: *Gasp* Author could never do that! Could he...?
Author: Hey guys do y'all know that once GrumpyCat is called "Catty-Kitty-Grumpy-Lovie" Cause once when he is a child he said that he love TurtleBook and he try to confess and he got rejected but everyone still call him loverboy!
GrumpyCat:NOO!? AUTHOR!? HOW COULD YOU?
Author: For the sake of the book, I'll do anything... Even if it make you guys die from shame!
GrumpyCat: But you said you need us alive!?
Author: Oh did i? Well that's true. So if you guys die I'll just resurrect you guys again! This is ma book and i can do everything here! IT'S DA POWER OF AUTHOR!
GrumpyCat: Then you can just write us to obey you! No need to shame us to dead!
Author:No! This make you guys now how terrifying i can be! I still have so many secrets of you guys! Can you guys be like Turtle who obey me without me needing to shame her to dead!?
GrumpyCat: No! If we be like TurtleBook then this book gonna be like a slowpoke nerd book! And don't forget the update schedule will be as slow as a turtle in the middle of dessert cause you'll not know what to write with so many TurtleBook!
Author: *Shocked at how right GrumpyCat is*
GrumpyCat: OOO~! I WIN AGAINST THE AUTHOR ! BURN IN F***ING HELL AUTHOR! PANDA! LET'S GO AND CELEBRATE!
PANDA#1: i thought you guys forgot i ever here... WELL WHATEVER! AUTHOR IS DEFEATED LET'S INVITE RABBIT AND TURTLE! LET'S PARTY!!!
Author:*Still shocked and couldn't move*
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Animals Live!
RandomWe! Are! Cute! Animals! Welcome to this random shit that author make base on cute pictures of an anime animals found from pinterest. Hope you like to see us Oh and author never own our appearance (photo) cause author didn't make us from scratch...
