How to Flambé a Toilet

Disclaimer:

KIDS - DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!! THE FOLLOWING IS WRITTEN FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY!!!

DANGER OF YOU/TOILET/HOUSE/SCHOOL/OFFICE/PARENTS EXPLODING!!!

Guarantee toilet 99.99% germ free after flambe treatment.

If you want to clean the toilet that desperately, I suggest you go to Woolworths and buy some extra-strength toilet cleaning chemicals. That will leave your toilet 99.99% germ free also.

DO NOT TRY THE FOLLOWING AT HOME OR ANYWHERE ELSE!!!

I will NOT be responsible for any injuries or blown-up toilets if you are truly stupid enough to try.

Only read on if you understand and wish to proceed.