How to Flambé a Toilet

Do's and Don'ts

Do:

- Be careful

- Wear protective (and hopefully fire-proof) gear

- Make sure parents/anyone-else-who-might-not-appreciate-flaming-toilets are out

- Not try this at home

Don't:

- Drink turpentine

- Swallow match

- Flush toilet when still on fire

- Make turpentine go past the s-bend, as that may result in contaminating the entire sewer system, and when match is lit, your entire street may blow up