How to Flambé a Toilet

Method

Method:

1. Make sure parents are out.

2. Put on safety clothing, including gas mask.

3. Make sure a fire extinguisher is nearby.

4. Use Wet & Dry vacuum cleaner (on Wet mode) to suck out all the water (and large particles of any other substances that may be present) from the dirty toilet.

5. Hope that you remembered to put on your gas mask because toxic gases may be making their way into your house.

6. Coat the inside of the toilet bowl with liquid turpentine. Be careful not to splash any onto clothing or anything else that you don't want blown up.

7. Light match.

9. Throw into toilet.

10. If you put a lot of turpentine into the toilet, RUN.

11. Hope that the flammable liquid didn't react with the sewer gases and form explosions or more toxic gases.

12. If you're still alive, the toilet hasn't blow up, your house hasn't blown up and your parents didn't walk in on you, then SUCCESS!!!