The Adventure of Dickcheese the Merciless

Nigger Hating Me

Our adventure starts off as Dickcheese.. What? Oh yes that is his name, now don't  interrupt me again you piece of shit. Now where was I? Oh yes, Dickcheese walks into the Sulphuric Semen Tavern in the city of Horseshite. As his hand was about to reach the doors it suddenly bursted open and two old men ran out, a distinct and familiar smell rushes up his nose. "Semen," he said to himself softly. Dickcheese quickly swings open the door and sees a hellspawn inserting its rigid and spiky tentacles into some patrons. There were people watching and clapping like it was some sort of entertainment. Dickcheese knew it wasn't right, even though the  sight of men and women being fucked in the ass turned him on. Dickcheese resisted the temptation of jerking off and unsheathed his Nippon steel katanas, he charged head on, yelling "Ryūjin no ken wo kūrae!"  and cleanly sliced one of the tentacles off, dropping a man that furiously shouts something in a foreign language at him. The hellspawn looks down at Dickcheese and calmly says " What the fuck are you doing?" Dickcheese looks at the hellspawn with a confused look. He stuttered and finally spoke, "Wait, what in the fuck is going on?" The demonic squid lets out a sigh, "Newcomer I see. Welcome to the Sulpheric Semen, tavern and pleasure palace. Now explain yourself," The hellspawn said. "I thought you were hurting them," Dickcheese tried to look as innocent as possible but then realizes that being innocent made the chances of being raped in the ass was quite high. "What about the two old men that ran out? They looked terrified." The monster chuckled, "They were newcomers too." Dickcheese doesn't notice that the tentacle he cut off was creeping slowly towards his leg. The tentacle held his legs apart and one of the hellspawn's still attached tentacle held his other leg. Dickcheese looked at the rock hard tentacles and squirmed as the thought of one of them going up his ass sickened him yet he felt a sense of glee.