Wendy walked out of the chicken farm and went inside with the farmer. She followed him inside and he started cooking breakfast. Wendy asked the farmer, "What's for breakfast?"
The farmer answered, "We're gonna eat sum eggs and bacon! I got a life supply from my farm."
Wendy was excited to eat breakfast. To pass the time, she practiced the finale of the "1812 Overture" on her French Horn. Wendy was having trouble with the offset sixteenth notes. Wendy had a lot of trouble, which made the farmer angry
The farmer went up to Wendy and took her French Horn. He pulled all of the valves out, he bent the ends of the bell up, and he put it in the dryer at high for an hour. Everything was silent, except for the clinging and clanging of the French Horn in the dryer.
The farmer was done cooking. He served himself and Wendy. Wendy really liked the eggs and ate the rest of them. She instantly gained twenty pounds.
Wendy asked the farmer, "What's your name?"
"Mah name is Bill Clinton.""Oh hi Bill, I hear you had a girl friend that likes to hide under you desk."
"NO!!! THAT'S ONLY A RUMOR!!!"
"Oh, I'm. Ima gonna take a nap."
Wendy then fell asleep.
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The Story of Wendy Chicken
HumorThis is a short humor book on a girl named Wendy Chicken.