The Story of Wendy Chicken

Chapter 8

   All of a sudden, the ceiling of the Trump Tower started cracking. Everyone gasped in unison. The ceiling continued to crack until it snapped and a giant cloud of dust came upon everyone.
   It was silence for as long as everyone was blinded with dust. When the dust settled, everyone saw Thomas Jefferson spinning around in a swivel chair. He then said,"Who wants a... SPIN!?!? BU DUM, TSS!!!"
   Everyone then found a swivel chair and started spinning in circles. They all spun in circles for a half an hour until they all got sick. Thomas Jefferson got up and had a terrible diarrhea attack. Liquid crap flew everywhere and some people were bathed in it. Thomas Jefferson then died.
   Everyone was sad to see the third president die, especially if diarrhea. They later found out he had it chronically.
   Then number four spun out on his swivel chair. No one liked James Madison as much as they liked Thomas Jefferson. Thomas Jefferson has swivel chairs and the Declaration of Independence.
   This made James Madison angry and he went to the Trump Tower spaceship control room. He then turned the ship towards Earth and the started pummeling some to land. They smashed right into the Kremlin Palace.
   Donald Trump approached James Madison and said,"I am the president of the United States, what gives you the right to try to kill a bunch of people?"
   "I too," James Madison replied,"was the president of the United States."
   "Well a president shouldn't try to kill people, unless they are terrorists."
   Just then, Vladimir Putin came out puming with anger. "What did you do to the Kremlin Palace, you American imbeciles?!?!"
   "Well," Trump replied,"this idiot of a president smashed my spaceship Trump Tower into the Kremlin Palace."
   "Well that is great!!!" Putin yelled excitingly. "I have been wanting a new palace forever!"
   "I can build you one." Trump offered.
   "I guess you owe me for helping you become president." Putin replied.
   "Okay, deal. I will now But my everyone, except James Madison, a plane back to America!"