Things are getting a bit wild at Bill Clinton's house. The laundry room was on fire because the dryer exploded with a bunch of hot metal from the French Horn. Bill had a bunch of cotton in his laundry room, which fed the fire majorly. Wendy was calling nine one one for the fire department while Bill tried to put out the fire. The fire department arrived and put out the fire. They told Bill that insurance does not cover for exploding French Horns in dryers. This upset Bill and he kicked Wendy out of his house. Suddenly, a tornado came and picked Wendy up and threw her all the way to Louisiana. She peeled herself off the ground and walked down the street to a dark and evil looking building. She walked up to it and looked for a doorbell, or a buzzer or secret door. She finally got around to find a buzzer. She pressed a big red button on the buzzer to have a guy with a Russian accent to say, "Hello, who is this" Wendy replied, "Its Wendy Chicken." "Oh great," the man continued, "I was wondering when my good was going to be delivered." The door unlocked and Wendy walked in to what looked like an elevator. The doors closed and Wendy did find it was an elevator, playing some lovely elevator music.
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After a seven minute trip to the top floor, the door opened and Wendy pressed all buttons on the elevator and walked out. "Hello," greeted the Russian man,"I have been waiting forever for my Chicken sandwich, where is it?" "Oh," Wendy stumbled,"When I said I was Wendy Chicken, I meant that was my name." "So your telling me," the man said angrily, "that you don'thave my chicken sandwich." "Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh..." "Why you little fart bag! You are so lucky that the fat guy that are part of my pizza broke the Torture Table!" "Wow he must have been fat!" Wendy said in amazement. "He was a land whale!!!" The man exclaimed. The land whale joke made Wendy laugh really hard. "Wait!!!" The man yelped, "Wasn't I angry at you?!?! "Yes, you were." "But why was I angry?" "I forget, something about a land whale."
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"Huh, I forget what was going on. Anyways my name is James Comey."
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"Hi James! Can you get me a new French Horn, some idiot farmer in Idaho named Bill Clinton ripped it apart and put it in the dryer." "Oh ok. Didn't he do that to some intern?" "I don't know, he said it was a rumor."
