So, I finished Mom's tasks, and she was pleased. But she won't give me another quest until I get to level 4.
The solution is always right fucking there. The solution to every problem in this game? Fucking Murder. MURDER THE SQUIRRELS. MURDER THE LADYBUGS. MURDER THE RANDOM PEOPLE WHO OPPOSE YOU. MURDER IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER.
....What exactly are they fucking talking about? Jesus Christ this fucking game.
Mom finally decides she loves me again, and gives me a new quest. "Go the Fuck Over There."
pls love me, mother.
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FFXIV Main Story Quest Abridged
AdventureSome of my friends hate doing the Main Story Quest in FFXIV. I'm gonna make them like it, godammit.