It was 11:11pm at night and I was waiting for my boyfriend of 3 days to come home to our apartment that we shared in new york. Tonight is the night, the night he takes my virgenty.
He walked through the door,
"What are you doing?" He said
"Waiting for you, sexy." I replied
He slammed me against the TV, breaking it.
"I'm gonna sex you up so hard." He mumbled
"Yes, papí" Was all I could say
He tore off my pants and shoved his weewee in. I screamed in pleasure. I couldn't stop but think 'that weewee isn't so wee.'
He came inside me
"yOu'RE nOT weARInG a COndoM." I yelled
"Don't worry babe, there's no way you can get pregnant....because....I am a woman."
I gasped.
"I knew it."
THE END.
