Spencer Reid x reader One Shots

He teasing me.

You sat panicking but trying to look calm trying to keep up the act you have been keeping up for months now.
"What's up y/n?" JJ asked looking down at you sitting quietly at your desk.
"Something wrong? W-why would y-you t-t-think something wrong?" You stuttered nervously.
"Because you're talking like that."Emily pointed out 'i hate profilers.' You thought even though you were one.
"So you gonna tell us your acting weird for weeks now."JJ said with arms folded. I looked to Emily but she had on her 'tell me face'.
"Ok." I sighed and face palmed "ok but promise me you are not going to tell anyone not even penny ( your name for penelope) I love her to death but see can't keep a secret." They both nodded in agreement.
"I have been having these dreams lately."
"What nightmares?" JJ asked.
"N-no."
"What's kind then?"
"Sex dreams." you said under your breath too embarrassed to say out loud.
"What?" Emily asked
"Sex dreams." you said a little louder.
"What?" Emily and JJ said in unison.
"sexual dreams."I almost yelled which caught some of the agents' attention the bullpen luckily they were not on your team. When it died down. Emily spoke
" who's the guy of dreams?"
"Ummm. He is a...."
"Spit it out." JJ demanded.
"Ummm I-i can't. It embarrassing."
"Come on y/n." Emily begged
"All right, Allright. It's R-R-R-Reid."
You stuttered at the end. There was pause then you heard the giggle of your follow profilers.
"You're joking, right?" Emily said through her laughter.
"I hate you guys." You said through gritted teeth. You got up and rushed off only bumped into spencer you who were avoiding him like the plague, since yesterday your hormones became uncontrollable. You were best friends even better than the rest, you held his hand when Maeve died went to chess tournaments with him.
He was heartbroken when you started avoiding him.
"(Y/n)"he said looking down as you looked up at him. You want to move, he licked his lips slowly and shudder "are you alright?" He eyes sent to you ablaze.
"Y/n can we talk to you for a minute." JJ saved me.
"Yeah."I said as we moved from spencer.
"You're blushing." Emily pointed  out you cover your face, embarrassed.
"Do you think he saw it?"
"Maybe. I don't know. y/n we are sorry we thought you were joking." JJ said looking at with sympathy.
"So what do i do, you guys?" You asked.
"Hey ladies..." Morgan started
"We've got a case." Penelope finished.
You all sat in the conference room, while penelope flashed horrible image naked men.
"All 5 men were in their 20s and died in Sex." Penelope blurted "All wives thinks there fault, most described the Sex as rough"
"It's says here." Rossi said looking in the files "They died of heart attacks."
"Hmm mhmm, exactly." Penelope agreed.
"Die during Sex." Morgan said in deep though "that's how wanna go." He joked and penelope punched him playfully in shoulder.
"Chocolate thunder I know but good but not kill you good."
"This can't be true Sex can't kill you. JJ laughed
"Where there drugs involved?" Hotch asked
"We're waiting on lab reports." Penelope answered.
"If drugs were involved it was probably murder."
"Probably? Murder Aaron it is murder." David said
"What's makes you so sure?"
"If Sex could kill Derek would be dead by now." Rossi said and Morgan smirked.
"Sex can kill you." Reid informed gaining everyone attention "Sex is a stresser. the human body can take only so much first blood pressure rises sky high, pupils dilate, heart pumps at lightning fast rates, cocktail blood, tissue electrolytes flow to and from your brain. For men every single cells in our sexual anatomy harden even to the point of pain and for women blood to vagina increases and the clitoris swells and becomes sensitive to touch. Then if that isn't enough. men on average 23.4 seconds a man can lay there completely out of his mind high on the sensation of orgasm, weak and powerless for women it's worse I women can a hour long orgasm. Secretion flooding every gland, some people even cry." Reid continued "it can kill you." Everyone sat silent and Reid  looked at you as if knew he was turning you on.
"Wheels up in thirty." Hotch broke my chain of thought.
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Its well turns that Sex wasn't kill the men it was a woman called Hanalei moreir which was now in custody. She was lovers with these men but they left her so she decided to inject with antihistamines so Sex in sense did kill them. Your Thoughts were broken by a knock on door.
"Hey it spencer." Oh shit it was spencer a fix myself as fast as you could.
You opened the door.
"H-hey s-s-spence. Ummm what you doing here?"
"I thought we watch a movie like we use to before you started avoiding me." He said sadly.
"Spencer I wish I could you tell I needed sometime away from you." You said trying to spear his feelings. His brightened up
"Needed". He reiterated what you said " so no time apart." he hugged you. Inhale his scent vanilla, coconut oil, a hint of toothpaste and shampoo. It was such a turn on.
"Lets watch the movie." He said and sat down your couch started psycho.
You sat next to him. Watching the movie but being by spencer's chronic lip biting it was driving you crazy 12 minute into it you his palm on your tigh. You suck in your breath. He started rubbing circles on the bare skin of your tighs. You wondered silently not knowing to do next but you didn't  want him to stop. It felt too good the heat in your belly started pooling. You whimpered you needed him. You looked at him was he was unfazed just want the movie.
"S-spence?"
"Yes." and noticed what he was doing " I'm so sorry I have to go."
"Don't go."
"Bye" he left.  At that moment you knew sure he was teasing me.
Part 2?