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JACK

jack
ok so I've decided

jamie
oh no

decided what exactly?

jack
it involves ur last name

jamie
u don't know my last name ??

jack
js shut up and listen

jamie
listen to what

we're texting

jack
UGH

I don't like ur last name

jamie
well that's r00d

jack
no ur supposed to say 'what why' so I could be like 'I think u should change it' and then you'd be like 'to what' and I'll say 'grazer'

jamie
sorry for ruining ur cute lil fantasy

and jamie grazer doesn't sound that good

how about

jamie lieberher?

jack
jamie stop

jamie
or jamie oleff?

jack
no

gross

jamie
ur right

jamie jacobs for the win

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