Eddsworld x Reader

Pau x pat (part 1)

Me: yeS

Fans: but this is an X reader book-

Me: bUt tHiS iS aN X ReAdeR bOOk-

Fans: Fudge you-

Me: Put a sock in it the book is starting.

Oh also PLEASE read the A/n at the end it will explain why I am making this 2 parts.
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3rd PoV

Pau stood near Red Leader's desk, he was Red Leaders personal assistant and he was waiting to see if his lover, Pat had made it out without turning into a zombie. It was a short apocalypse, which was the usual, but Pat had been injured while fighting off zombies in an arcade at some amusement park. Pau had never been this worried in his entire life-time, except for the times when he and Pat crashed the plane. It didn't help any that Red Leader didn't allow them to show any emotion. Not even the basic ones like happiness and sadness. They just have to look serious. Not that he wasn't serious about it, he was just too worried to look serious. The door made a click, which set off a massive wave of anxiety and fear.

Pat walked forward, moving the door out of his way. The door made a loud creek which didn't matter to any of them, because Pau or Pat would probably have to fix it later. Pau felt a massive relief as Pat was okay. Pau had been hurt too, he lost an eye at that but that was easier to patch up. Pat had a few large scratches on his bare chest that were covered up. Right under his under arms was where it stopped. It went down to just slightly above his hips. Pat waved "Hey..." he managed to speak. Pau huffed and looked at leader, who nodded. He walked over to his partner and hugged him whispering "Don't you dare scare me like that again." He let go at the attention grabbing cough his leader made. He looked over "Yes sir?" Pat had done the same only he didn't say anything since it would have hurt him.

The Norwegian Leader looked at the two. He never had any sympathy until now. He looked at the two not saying anything. "In celebration you two are free to go for a few hours. I will call you when you need to be back. When I call you, you have five minutes. Any longer and you are banned from the army. Do I make myself clear?" Pau and Pat nodded, not out of fear just eagerness. He stood up and put his hands on his desk."I said do I make myself clear?!" They straightened up "Yes Sir, crystal clear sir!" They walked out happy that they get to spend some time alone. They both were careful with Pat's wounds since they were still slightly fresh. The first went to a nice hill. They saw a couple and since they didn't want to disturb them they walked away. Pat saw a large stuffed animal with the couple and pointed at it as they walked away "You gonna get me one of those?" He laughed and continued to walk away.

Paul looked over at Pat "You wish! If I had that money I'd pay for is to leave the army!" He chuckled quietly trying not to disturb the rest of the world around them. There wasn't really anyone around to hear them but he was still cautious about it. Just then Paul felt a hand grab his and he noticed Pat looking over and smiling. He smiled back and kissed Pats hand "let's go get some frozen yogurt okay?" Paul smiled as he said that. Pat nodded excited at the gesture. Pat practically dragged Paul to the shop. Clearly he had been wanting to go on this date for a while.

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If you're reading this, I've updated it and I'm still in the EW community

I'm currently slowly but noticeably moving out of the EW fandom. It's not just something I want but it's because I'm getting into CupHead

This is split into 2 or more parts because I just want a break from the EW fandom. I'm still up for RP though.