Sleeping in an igloo

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Classic: But we don't have an iglo-

Papyrus: *shouting from outside* HEY SANS! COME OUT HERE! I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING!

Classic: Sssshhhh! Don't let him see or hear you guys. He doesn't know about the different timelines and I'm too lazy to explain it.

Everyone: ok

Classic: Good *walks outside* Heya Paps. What's up?

Papyrus: HI SANS! LOOK WHAT I MADE! *points to very large igloo* ANYWAY, IM GOING TO GO TRAINING WITH UNDYNE! I WONT BE BACK UNTIL TOMORROW! HAVE FUN! *starts to run off but then turns around* AND PICK UP YOUR SOCK!!! *runs off*

Classic: *walks back in* Welp, looks like we got ourselves an igloo. Let's go

Everyone: *walks outside and enters igloo*

Geno: ...Something doesn't feel right... I feel like we're forgetting something...

Cross: CHOCOLATE

Blue: TACOS

Ink: GAMES

Horror: MURDER

Killer: DEATH

Everyone: *staring at Horror and Killer*

Reaper: What are you talking about Killer? I'm right here?

Geno: That's not what he means you baka...

Me: *pops head into igloo* YOU GUYS NEED TO TAKE OFF YOUR JACKETS!!

All Sanses: *unholy screaming*

Me: ... ok then... you still need to take them off though... *leaves*

Outer: Why do we need to do that?

Classic: Just do it *takes off jacket*

Everyone: *takes off jacket* *just sitting there*

Nightmare: ... soooo...

Me: *comes back and sticks head in igloo* WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE COLD!!

All Sanses: *unholy screeching*

Me: Come on guys, I'm not that scary

Dust: You are when you do that!

Me: Do what? Anyway, why aren't you cold. You're in a fricking igloo.

Classic: We're skeletons. We don't get cold.

Me: oh, yeah, forgot... *leaves*

Fell: ...Do they do that to anyone in their AU?

Blue: Yeah. They come into my AU often. They tend to hug me and tell me that I'm a "Precious cinnabun that needs to be protected" or something like that. I don't know why.

Everyone: *hugs blue* Because that's what you are.

Blue: ...I still don't get it...

Classic: Let's just get some sleep *passes out*

Everyone: ok *one by one falls asleep*

I just noticed how many "..." I use

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