Classic: But we don't have an iglo-
Papyrus: *shouting from outside* HEY SANS! COME OUT HERE! I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING!
Classic: Sssshhhh! Don't let him see or hear you guys. He doesn't know about the different timelines and I'm too lazy to explain it.
Everyone: ok
Classic: Good *walks outside* Heya Paps. What's up?
Papyrus: HI SANS! LOOK WHAT I MADE! *points to very large igloo* ANYWAY, IM GOING TO GO TRAINING WITH UNDYNE! I WONT BE BACK UNTIL TOMORROW! HAVE FUN! *starts to run off but then turns around* AND PICK UP YOUR SOCK!!! *runs off*
Classic: *walks back in* Welp, looks like we got ourselves an igloo. Let's go
Everyone: *walks outside and enters igloo*
Geno: ...Something doesn't feel right... I feel like we're forgetting something...
Cross: CHOCOLATE
Blue: TACOS
Ink: GAMES
Horror: MURDER
Killer: DEATH
Everyone: *staring at Horror and Killer*
Reaper: What are you talking about Killer? I'm right here?
Geno: That's not what he means you baka...
Me: *pops head into igloo* YOU GUYS NEED TO TAKE OFF YOUR JACKETS!!
All Sanses: *unholy screaming*
Me: ... ok then... you still need to take them off though... *leaves*
Outer: Why do we need to do that?
Classic: Just do it *takes off jacket*
Everyone: *takes off jacket* *just sitting there*
Nightmare: ... soooo...
Me: *comes back and sticks head in igloo* WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE COLD!!
All Sanses: *unholy screeching*
Me: Come on guys, I'm not that scary
Dust: You are when you do that!
Me: Do what? Anyway, why aren't you cold. You're in a fricking igloo.
Classic: We're skeletons. We don't get cold.
Me: oh, yeah, forgot... *leaves*
Fell: ...Do they do that to anyone in their AU?
Blue: Yeah. They come into my AU often. They tend to hug me and tell me that I'm a "Precious cinnabun that needs to be protected" or something like that. I don't know why.
Everyone: *hugs blue* Because that's what you are.
Blue: ...I still don't get it...
Classic: Let's just get some sleep *passes out*
Everyone: ok *one by one falls asleep*
I just noticed how many "..." I use
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Undertale AU Truth or Dare
FanfictionClassic Sans decided to host a sleepover and invited the Sanses from many AUs to come. Feel free to join in and ask the Sanses a truth or dare. Sanses: Classic Ink Error Fresh Blueberry Dream Cross Dust Fell Lust Horror Nightmare Geno Reaper Killer...