Double Date

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Me: You heard them! Go on you two love birds!

Blue and Dust: *flustered* uhhh...

Me: *shoves them* Go on! Go have fun!

Dust: What are we even going to do here?

Me: *hands them a Flash Pass and $50* Go have fun! Do whatever you want!

Blue: Thanks! But why $50? Isn't that a lot?

Me: Trust me. Everything's expensive as all hell here

Blue: Oh, ok. What are you guys gonna do while we're... out...

Me: *takes out disability passes (it's like a Flash Pass but you go through the back entrance instead of going through Flash Pass lane and you get straight onto the ride)* Don't worry, we're covered

Dust: Why do you have multiple disability passes? I thought only you needed one?

Me: Knowing ya'll, all of you guys need one because you're all mentally insane

Sanses: *glare at me*

Me: *gulps* ha...ha...ha?

Sanses: *crack knuckles*

Me: uhh... HAVE FUN ON YOUR DATE YOU TWO! *runs away*

Sanses (except Blue and Dust): *run after me*

Blue and Dust: *confused*

Blue: *blushing* So, you ready for our... date?

Dust: *blushing* Uh... yeah, sure thing

Blue and Dust: *awkwardly hold hands* *start walking*

Me: *from afar* Aww! They're so cute!

Sanses: FOUND YOU *tackle me*

Me: Oh shi- I'm sorry, ok?! At least I got you guys passes!

Ink: ...true... we might as well use them

Sanses: *get off me*

Error: sO WhAt aRe wE GoNnA Do?

Me: Idk

Everyone: *awkward silence of thinking*

Me: You guys wanna stalk Blue and Dust on their date?

Sanses: Hell yeah!

Me: Then lets go!

==========Time Skip==========

Blue and Dust: *go on ride*

Sanses + Kitty: *get on ride a few seats behind them*
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Blue and Dust: *walking around and talking*

Sanses + Kitty: *following them while hiding behind everything they can*
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Killer: You lost them?!

Me: I thought I saw them go left! They must've gone right! Besides, I was distracted with Fell puking!

Fell: It's not my fault I ate too much mustard right before we went on that roller coaster!

Me: It actually kinda is

Fell: Whatever

Dream: I saw Blue and Dust with two other Sanses

Classic: Two other Sanses?

Ink: Who could they be?

Dream. I don't know. But one of them had a fuzzy jacket and the other one seemed to be wearing what looked to be an eye patch

Ink: I don't remember making two Sanses like that

Me: That's because you make too many AUs

Error: i cOuLd hElP WiTh tHaT

Ink: NOO ABSOLUTELY NOT!!

Me: I think I might know those Sanses. Dream, which direction did they go?

Dream: They're right behind us

Sanses + Kitty: *turn around to see Blue and Dust with two other Sanses while eating a funnel cake*

Me: Yep, I know them

Nightmare: Who are they?

Me: *fangirling* My OTP!

Sanses: wut?

Blue: *turns around and sees us* Hi guys! Wanna join us?

Me: Shoot, we were spotted. You guys wanna join them?

Dream: Sure, why not?

Sanses + Kitty: *walk over*

Blue: Hey everybody! This is Ganz and Sensy. They noticed that we were on a date and invited us on a double date

Ganz and Sensy: Hey

Me: *puts hand on both of their shoulders* I love you guys, you are the cutest couple, you guys are my OTP, and you guys are the best

Ganz and Sensy: *confused af* ...uh... what?

Nightmare: *pushes me away* Ignore her, she's crazy

Me: Hey!

Ganz: So, are all you guys couples?

Me: Yep! Except for 90's trash, goopy, and I

Fresh and Nightmare: Hey!

Ganz: Anyway, do you guys wanna have an octuple (is that's what it's called?) date?

Sanses: Sure

Me: Come on you two, lets leave them all to their date

Nightmare: Sure

Nightmare, Fresh, Kitty: *leave*

==========Time Skip==========
Nightmare: *tries to climb up rocking ladder* *falls off*

Fresh and Kitty: Ha ha ha ha ha!

Nightmare: Oh yeah? Well, how about you try to do it Kitty?

Me: Sure *climbs up ladder with ease and makes it to the end*

Nightmare: How?!

Me: Powers of being a human-cat-ice cream hybrid *jumps off ladder*

Fresh: Dope dawg

Employee: What prize would you like?

Me: Hmmm... I would like... the rainbow cat plushie!

Employee: *gives me rainbow cat plushie* Here ya go miss!

Me: Thanks!

Nightmare: Gotta show off that pride, huh?

Me: Yep!

Blue: We're back!

Nightmare, Fresh, Kitty: *sees everyone is coming back*

Blue: We told Ganz and Sensy about our sleepover truth or dare game we're doing and they wanted to know if they could join us

Me: Sure thing! How about we all go back to the house. I think we've been here long enough

Sanses: Sure

Everyone: *leaves Six Flags and goes back to the house*

*banging head on table* I *bang* Can't *bang* Believe *bang* I *bang* Forgot *bang* To *bang* Include *bang* My *bang* O *bang* T *bang* P *bang* In *bang* My *bang* Own *bang* Book *bang* Welp, better later than never! So Ganz and Sensy are now in this book! You can ask and dare them now! Anyway, stay cool my ice cream scoops! Bye! (Man, I'm on a roll with publishing chapters lately)

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