Never ding-dong-ditch in Lusttale

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Fell, Reaper, Nightmare, Dust, Killer, Horror, and Cross( just going to refer to them as FRNDKHC from now on): ...OH HELL NO!!

Lust: Let's go~ *teleports them all to Lusttale*
Welcome to Lusttale~

FRNDKHC: Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope nop- where are you going Fell?

Fell: I have to ding-dong-ditch a Papyrus. Might as well get it over and done with *walks over to Lust!Sans's house*

RNDKHC: *hides*

Fell: *quickly rings doorbell* *tries to run away but door opens revealing Lust!Papyrus*

Lust!Papyrus: Hey there big boy~ (this is so cringy to write) Why don't you come inside? We can have LOTS of fun~ (wtf am I doing with my life?) I got plenty of toys we can play with~ (kill me. now)

Fell: WELP IM OUT OF HERE *teleports back to Classic's house*

Lust!Papyrus: Awww, we were just getting started~ *goes back inside*

~~~~~~~~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~~~~~~~~

RNDKHC: *manages to get noticed and is now being chased by lustful monsters* *teleports back to Classic's*

~~~~~~~~~~~Back at Classic's~~~~~~~~~~

FRNDKHC: *appears out of no-where* *hugs all of their crushes (not telling ya who they are 😏)*

Crushes: *awkwardly hugs them back*

Lust: *appears* Looks like you guys had fun~

FRNDKHC: *unholy screeching*

Everyone: *wondering that they went through* *guessing that they probably don't want to find out* *hears door open and slam close upstairs and looks up to see me*

Classic: ...what are you doing in my house again...?

Me: IIIMMMM SSSOOOORRRRYYYY!!

Classic: Are you drunk?

Me: MMMMAAAAYYYYBBBBEEEE......

Classic: Off of what? I don't own any alcohol

Me: WWWHHHOOO NNEEEDDDSSS AAALLLCCCOOOHHHOOOLLL WWWHHHEEENNN YYYOOOUUU GGGOOOOTTT BBBBLLLLEEEEAAACCCHHH?!?? *holds up bottle of bleach* TTTHHHIIISSSS CCCHHHAAAPPPTTTEEERRR WWWAAASSS SSSSSSOOOOOOO CCCRRRIIINNNGGGYYY TTTOOO WWWRRRIIITTTEEE!! III MMMEEEAAANN, CCCOOMMMEEE OOONNN!! IIITTT'SSSS LLLUUUSSSTTT TTTAAALLLLEE FFFOOORRREEE PPPEEETTTEEE'SSSSSSS SSAAKKKEE! IIIMMM SSSOORRRYYY EEEVVVEEERRRYYYOOONNNEE!! *drinks more bleach* *passes out and falls down stairs*

Classic: Oh boy... *facepalms*

















Me: *wakes up* Sorry guys. Writing Lust!Papyrus's lines was so cringy. Sorry if it sucked. Anyway, my friend Herbleaf made this picture based off of the tu-tu dare:

 Anyway, my friend Herbleaf made this picture based off of the tu-tu dare:

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It's Fell wearing a tu-tu. It's WAY better than what I can draw. All I can draw is a stick figure. Welp, see all of you guys in the next chapter! *passes out again*

Everyone: *stares at me*

Geno: *walks over and picks up bleach bottle* *reads labels* Warning: if drank, side effects include: drunkness, loss of memory from the last 24 hours, passing out, and clumsiness

FRNDKHC: *all look at eachother* *looks at Geno* GIME GIME GIME!!

Geno: Oh shi- *gets tackled*

FRNDKHC: *drinks bleach then passes out*

Classic: *facepalms* This is messed up...


















































Me: *wakes up again* *looks at read count* HOLY BUTTER STICKS!! Thanks guys for 203 reads so far! Glad you guys are liking this story

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Me: *wakes up again* *looks at read count* HOLY BUTTER STICKS!! Thanks guys for 203 reads so far! Glad you guys are liking this story. It's really fun for me to write! See you guys later! *passes out again*

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