Fix You- A One Direction Fan Fiction

"That's What She Said"

Oh yes. I'm bringing that into this.

I got the inspiration because bradfordbadgurl23 and I were on a roll Sunday night at SarahWalden3's house with the "that's what she said" jokes.

mockingjay01 was there too.

And that's what happens when we are supposed to be studying for Algebra.

I kinda forgot to do this in the beginning, but I do not own One Direction, Damian McGinty, or any songs mentioned. I also do not own any pictures or videos previously attached or ones attached in the future.

Glad I cleared this up for you.

Also, on a completely terrible and unrelated note, there is a rumor going around that Harry is dating some chick named Emily Atack.

I might have to change my background, which is currently One Direction, becuase everytime I see his face it sends pangs of depression and cause me to frown.

It's like a mini fangirl heart atack (Get it? I may be sad but I'm still clever!).

Meh. Just meh.

And, if you want to understand the beginning of this chapter at all, I suggest you read bradfordbadgurl23's story, entitled Tampies. It is on my reading list and very vital to the plot. It's funny too.

ZoZo

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Louis' POV

I stepped out to hail a taxi but Elodie stopped me.

"No no," she said, "I'll do it."

"Ok..." I didn't believe someone that adorable could get a cab.

I was right. She whistled, and it was loud, but it didn't work.

I give her props for the whistle though.

"Watch... and learn," Ace stepped right into traffic.

Harry and Elodie shreiked as a cab stopped just before hitting her. I ran to her, threw the lightweight over my shoulder and carefully set her back on the sidewalk, safe and sound.

Elodie was not as calm about the situation.

"WHAT THE HECK, ACE! YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN YOURSELF KILLED!" she shouted at my lady.

"He stopped, didn't he?" she had a smug expression on her face.

God I wanted to kiss her.

Woah. Down boy.

"Why I oughtta..." El mumbled.

"COME AT ME, BRA!" Ace threatened.

They both lunged at eachother and Harry and I had to grab them.

And then they burst out laughing.

Girls are so confusing.

Elodie's POV

I mocked wiping a laugh tear from my eye and sighed.

"That was funny we should do that again sometime," Ace grabbed my head and patted it.

We got in the cab Ace expertly stopped with her stunt, still laughing to ourselves. The boys just looked confused.

"MJ?! Why are you driving a cab?!" Louis asked the driver incredulously.

I got a better look at him, and saw that he was in fact a her! A her with blonde hair and shocking blue eyes. She was grinning.

"Who da hell is MJ and how do you know her?" Ace asked Louis, slightly ticked.