Peak of Life

texts (starring the Bobert)

So these texts are absolutely real and they are with my brother : Bobert (Bobby). We always have the most interesting chats to be honest. So I've decided that I'll post something about my life then the story then my life then the- well you get it. Again thank you so god darn much for reading mi story! I love you all and here we go!

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Wait I need a backstory... Ok so when I came over to Bobert's house (he is technically my god brother but I see him like every week so its like yeah dude we are brothers. Plus he annoys me so that counts.) (He is my cousin but my parents are his godparents and his parents are mine so yknow who cares we are basically brothers.) he was in the bathroom so he didn't hear me come in so I ran up to his room and took a selfie of me on his bed and sent it to him. He had his phone with him in the bathroom and responded with "HOW?!" and even since then he's been convinced that I was a witch :D ok now to the texts:

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Abbeh: Bobert

Abbeh: I have a magic trick I need to show you

Bobert: What??

Bobert: Magic?

Abbeh: Think of a number

Bobert: Ok

Abbeh: Now double it

Bobert: Ok

Abbeh: Add 6

Bobert: Ok

Abbeh: Divide by 2

Bobert: Ok

Abbeh: Now don't tell me your answer but say ok when you are done: subtract your original number from your new number

Bobert: Ok

Abbeh: Is your answer 3

Bobert: YES

Abbeh: Hahahahahaha

Abbeh: I'm a hacker

Bobert: Wait do it again

Bobert: You can't can you

Abbeh: Mhmmm

Abbeh: Think of a number

Bobert: Ok

Abbeh: Double it

Bobert: Ok

Abbeh: Add 6

Bobert: Ok

Abbeh: Divide by 2

Bobert: Ok

Abbeh: Now subtract the original number from your new number

Bobert: Ok

Abbeh: Is your number 3

Bobert: No

Abbeh: What was your original number

Bobert: 4

Abbeh: 4+4=8

Abbeh: 8+6=14

Abbeh: 14 divided by 2=7

Abbeh: 7-4=3

Abbeh: Your answer is 3

Bobert: NO THIS IS A LIE YOU WIZARD

Abbeh: Hehehehe

Bobert: can I do it one more time I think I might win this time

Bobert: Last one