You Are the One (FioLee)

Six

"Got a problem with humans?" i looked at them with smug in my face

The girl who was looking just grimaced. Psh what if I take those eyes out huh!

Its as if they're allergic to me and to be honest its very entertaining

"Mertens! Sit down" Yikes a teacher. Didn't see that one come in

"Yes sire!" i sat down. i'm not scared. Why would i be scared of the Ice King? You got that right, my teacher is the Ice King. He's not creepy at all, especially he doesn't wear his crown anymore

"Now, everybody knows me right?" they all nodded, including me "But we don't know one person inside this classroom." Really? I wonder who....

"Mertens?" wait me?

"Of course you, dumbass" oh god, why does Marshall Pee has to be in this class

"You're calling me a Pee!? Well smartass, i'm here because I want to" he smirked. Oh really now

"Well, what a shame you chose the beginner's class. That means you don't know what a begginer student knows" Now who's smart

"Whatever!" psh GAY

"Mertens! i said come forward! not bicker with Abadeer!" alright, alright! Calm your titties

I marched forward and did my best smile, which failed and became the creepiest smile known in history. i tried to relax my expression but it came out as a bored and ignorant expression in my face. Damn it i cant fix my face

"Hi I'm Fionna, it's very pleasant to meet you all, i think. Please be nice to me... or not, it's your choice how to approach me, and i'll just see how i can treat you back" and I did my best irritated face and walked back to my seat. The worst seat in class, a seat just right next to Marshall Lee. Can't this day get any worse?

"Just because today is the first day of class, that doesn't mean ya brats are getting a free period, instead we'll have a quiz!" WHAT?! Is he serious? Then he started scribbling in the chalk board

"He's pretty much serious, stupid face" can I put a metal tape on his mouth?

"I'm not talking to you!" i whisper yelled. I cant be sent to the Principal's office in my first day

"Well I'm talking to you" Dear Glob send this stupid vampire away.

"Glob loves me too much, he can't send me away" que smirk

"MERTENS, ABADEER! If you two are just going to chat in my class, you better just get out of this classroom!" woops. Heads down Fionna, you're no match for a wizard in authority, but i'll get that old hag out of the classroom

"Oh shut up Simon, i'm the only one who can send students and teachers out of the classroom" Marshall said with his feet on the table

"Well Mr. Abadeer I could always tell you to your mother" Oooh a threat!

"Go ahead, do you think I care even a single bit?" He just gave him a glare and let him go. Ohhh badass Abadeer

"Oh yes babe, I'm such a badass" oh really? I beg to differ

I stood up real quick before the Ice king sees me and kicked him in the balls, and that's where he started making noises. Terrible noises that he keeps in to himself, he quietly collapsed on the floor