Chapter 1

Have you ever been so lazy that your father literally sent a demon to 'get your lazy ass up and list down souls who are going to be in my domain.'?

Yep. He just did that. Now, I'm in the shower complaining about my sad miserable life.

Nah. Life isn't that miserable in Hell. We do fun stuff there. You see that throne made up of swords in Game Of Thrones? Dad has one, but it's made up of skulls and bones. I don't know where Dad gets the bones (Hell is home to souls, not bones).

Okay, back to the 'life isn't that miserable in Hell' topic. So, Father has this Throne of Bones right? The bones are removable so I took a skull and played volleyball with my siblings using the skull. Long story short, I got stuck with soul torturing duty.

'What's wrong with soul torturing?' IF YOU EVER ASK ME THAT FUCKING QUESTION, I WILL PULL YOUR EYES OUT, STAB YOU WITH A BILLION KNIVES AND CHOP YOU INTO THOUSANDS OF PERFECTLY CUT CUBES. But really, I FUCKING HATED IT. The screams of agony hurt my ears. It's like a chimpanzee screaming at your face. WHICH IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING. LIKE—

"Salem? Who are you talking to?" Damien, the dude sent to wake me up, asked.

"NOBODY!" I yell back.

Demons can read minds dumbass. I thought to myself. Then I hear him laugh.

"FUCK OFF." I scream.

"Sorry." he says, chuckling slightly.

I quickly got out of the shower, throw a towel around my body. I opened the door and told Damien to go out. Not knowing what to wear, I pull out a pair of sweatpants and a hoodie.

"You can enter now! I'm fully clothed and presentable!"

He opens the door and gasps at my appearance.

"Girl, what in the name of yo daddy are you wearing?"

"Uhm... clothes?"

"ATLEAST FIND BETTER ONES!" He shouts at my face.

"DUDE CALM YOUR GAY ASS DOWN!" I shout back. "Atleast help me find better ones." I add.

As soon the words leave my lips, he instantly ran to my closet and picked out shit for me.

He later came back with a Vans shirt, Vans Old Skool sneakers, a Vans beanie and a flannel.

(Outfit below)

(Outfit below)

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