Salem: Satan's Favorite Daughter [on hold]

II

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Chapter 2
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"SALEM FOR SATAN'S SAKE, SALEM STOP SMACKING DAMIEN WITH THE ICE PACK." Lilith yells. I instantly stop, because she can actually be scarier than Satan themselves (Them because Satan doesn't like gendered pronouns).

Suddenly, a red swirling circle appeared, and inside it was a bored looking demon who said; "Oi, Damien, Satan needs your ass down here, ASAP." And with that, the circle disappears.

"Sae, please proceed to hit me with the ice pack. Repeatedly." Damien groans.

"And may I ask why?"

"I don't wanna worrrkkkk. Being a chief is hard." He complains.

"Do you want to get your soul tortured again?" I watch as his face turns into a definition of horror.

"FUCK NO!" He yells, before snapping his fingers and disappear.

Then, another swirling circle appeared. The same demon appeared.

"Yo, Salem, your father would like to speak to you." He said in a bored tone.

The bored looking demon disappeared and Satan in their human form appeared.

"In all honesty, if he wasn't Satan, I would fuck them until my lungs give up." I thought to myself.

"Salem, do you know that I can read minds, even when you block me, right?" Father chuckled.

Well shit.

"What do you want father?" I ask, quickly changing the subject.

"Before we get to that, let me say hi to your sister."

"Salve pater." Lilith greeted.

"How are you doing, honey?" Father asks in a sweet tone.

I roll my eyes.

Always the bloody favorite.

I knew that father heard me. They shot me a disapproving look and continued talking to Lilith.

My patience was running out and I'VE BEEN STANDING HERE FOR 5 FUCKING MINUTES.

"Father, why did you call me?" I ask, crossing my arms, obviously annoyed.

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot about you."

Ouch.

"Stop being a drama queen," they sass.

"Cancel all your soul finding shit because you have a very important soul to send to my domain."

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"Wait what?"

Father groaned.

"For the last 300 years you've been a demon, you still don't remember which souls are more important than others?" They moan.

"I'm still confused." I said, scratching my head.

I hear Lilith groan and the sound of a person face palming.

"What. An. Idiot." I hear Lilith mutter under her breath.

"I HAVE EARS YOU KNOW." I spoke loudly.

"Yes, I'm fully aware of that, otherwise I wouldn't have insulted you." She sassed.

"Girls, this isn't the time to start a Sass Session."

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"Now Salem, you're one of the best demons I've had since your brother, Astaroth." Father says in an angry tone. "But he left us for a puny human."

"Mitescere, pater." Lilith said, gently.

You might be wondering who Astaroth is and what he did to make Father this angry. But that's a story for next time.

"While we're talking about Astaroth right now, how about we just talk about my other brothers and sisters!" I yell sarcastically while throwing my arms up.

"Like Agares, who died in battle with an angel!"

"Salem."

"Crocell, I don't actually remember things about him, but I remembered that he was one of your favorites."

"Salem."

"Caym, the one who started the drama with the angels saying 'their uniform lacked sass and bedazzle.' I liked him a lot. He had sass better than anyone."

"SALEM!"

"What?" I said, annoyed. "You said I have this soul to fetch and now you're getting carried away with Astaroth and Lilith. Let's just get straight to the point, father. Who's. Soul. Am. I. Going. To. Fetch." I seethed.

"Don't you dare defy me!" they glowered.

Their words enrage me even more.

I let out a humorless laugh.

"You're angry now, Father?" I laughed again. "You asked for me, saying that I have a very important soul to fetch, then you completely forget about me while you're praising my sister and complaining about my brother who basically did what you did in the first place!"

They (Father and Lilith) were both completely speechless.

"I'm going to get some air. You can get a New to print out information of this unfortunate soul." I mutter.

And with that, I teleported to my happy place with my phone and credit card.

"She's going to her happy place again." I hear Lilith sigh.

"Where?" Father questioned.

"The Bahamas."

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"Ms. Salem, nice seeing you again." Wilbur, the security guard, greeted.

"Hi, Wilbur. How are your kids doing? Is Sasha recovering well?" I asked.

"They're doing fine, still talking to souls and all." He smiled, "Sasha is recovering well, she really wants to meet you."

"I would absolutely love to meet her when I come back here next time."

"I'll tell her that, Miss. I'm going to inform Marchosias that you're here."

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"Salem!" A voice said joyfully.

I turn around to see my dear brother.

"Brother!"

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If you're wondering, Salem has short temper. (Obviously)