TEETH → KLAUS MIKAELSON. (DISCONTINUED)

08|| supreme toaster.

[the groupchat humans are friends not food has added carmen]

carmen
oh god, im finally allowed back into the cool group!!!!

kolly pop
it was your fault we threw you out

hailz 🤤
i was completely against the idea

elijah or whatever
that's because you're in love with carmen

carmen
better than being in love with your stank ass

davey💦
everyone's in love with carmen because she brings alcohol to every event

carmen
OH MG GOD LET IT GO!! I THIUGHT U SAID PARTY

reby luv
i understand why klaus wasn't invited but why wasn't i?

carmen
because you were too busy to even answer my phone calls let alone come to a party.
also stop ignoring me you bitch
WHEN I CALL, U ANSWER.

davey 💦
not a party but okay

carmen
im going to tear you apart, piece by piece. starting with your NIPPLES DAVINA.

kolly pop
LEAVE HER NIPPLES OUT OF THIS
can we delete her again? i don't like her face

carmen
you can't even see my face and it's delightful so screw u

hailz 🤤
leave her face alone, she is a beautiful sea horse who doesn't deserve this!!

elijah or whatever
klaus certainly thinks so

reby luv
uh oh spaghettio's

carmen
speaking of my future husband, why isn't he in this groupchat

kolly pop
YOUR FUTURE HUSB NO
UR HUMOUR IS NOT TOLERATED
I HATE YOU

hailz 🤤
jesus calm down, she's joking

carmen
well unless derek hale comes knocking at my door, i don't see why not......
he is fine as hell
derek and klaus. both. equally hot as SHIT

elijah or whatever
that's my brother you're talking about and if you don't stop, i will vomit

reby luv
OH MY I SHIP IT

hailz🤤

carmen
you're all so extra leave me alone
issa joke
he's cute but wow, no wedding bells or anything like that
add him to the chat. :))))

davey💦
he's so bitter about everything. he'll kill my vibe😐

elijah or whatever
i want to but i also want to throw myself off a building so i don't know

carmen
i want you too but i also want to throw you off a building as well so i don't know

elijah or whatever
OUCH AND AFTER I GOT U THAT GREAT CHRISTMAS PRESENT

carmen
u got me a toaster
no bread
NO FCKIN BREAD ELIJAH

elijah or whatever
yes but you could see how toasty your bread was getting through the sides.....the toaster of all toasters. THE SUPREME TOASTER

carmen
...
so ur enjoying ahs then

elijah or whatever
it's okay yeah......