"i got blood on my shirt and i can't get it out."
"uhm, wrong number? i hope."
[social media fic]
[the originals AU]
cover credit: babyy-bird on tumb and @babyy_bird
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cococalm: unbothered. 💅🏽
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rebrebz: you're living the life i aspire to live.
kolbitch: im coming over to play in that swing seat thing you're sitting in. where did you get it? send me the link!!!
cococalm: bring alcohol or don't come. @kolbitch
hayleymarsh: do we need to set up an AA meeting for you calm? i think we do.
dopestdavina: have you ever seen something so effortlessly flawless? because i have not😻
kolbitch: i understand how elijah feels now. my girlfriend loves carmen more than she loves me. ouchie.
elijahm: welcome to the club, brother. @kolbitch
klausmik: you can post selfies but not text me back.
hayleymarsh: ... who invited the rat?
cococalm: well apparently you can sleep with me but have a girlfriend soooo. :) @klausmik
kolbitch: OOOOOOOOH.
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[camilove has sent cococalm a DM]
camilove: do yourself a favour and keep away from MY man. :-)
cococalm: trust me, ill be doing myself a huge favour staying away from that mole rat. you don't need to tell me twice, honey.
camilove: jealously is a disease, get well soon.
cococalm: wow, do you get your insults from google or facebook? i don't know which is worse.
camilove: just stay away from niklaus, he doesn't want a basic bitch in his life.
cococalm: well, that's weird... he has you. 🤔
camilove: keep. away. from. niklaus.
cococalm: oh, ill stay away from him but, can 'your man' say the same about me? looking at all the texts and phone calls i have off of him, im going to take that as a hard NO. my bad. 🤷🏼♀️
