basic love story - klance

chapter 1 - trendy!!1!11!

[lanceismemesexual is online.]

lanceismemesexual: does anyone want to go get Starbucks with me? bring your adidas fidget spinners and hoverboards ;)

[spacedaddy is online.]

spacedaddy: I wish I could but Allura and I are hanging out right now. But I have one question - what's a fidget spinner?

lanceismemesexual: oh my g O D HOW HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF THEM?! THEY'RE LIEK, THE EPIPHANY OF TRENDINESS!!!1!1!111!

spacedaddy: Are they those weird spinning objects you put in between your pointer finger and thumb?

lanceismemesexual: yES OH MY GOD I WAS WORRIED

[coranisgorgeous is online.]

coranisgorgeous: I can't right now, going to get my moustache groomed.

lanceismemesexual: you get your mustache groomed?! ur my idol.

coranisgorgeous: thx

lanceismemesexual: don't steal my typing trick.

coranisgorgeous: I'll try.

[coranisgorgeous is offline.]

[spacedaddy is offline.]

lanceismemesexual: pIDGEON GUNDERSON IK UR THERE ALL YOU DO IS BROWSE MEMES ON YOUR PHONE

[pidgeon is online.]

pidgeon: sorry biatch im actually being productive and studying rn. how about you ask your boyfriend to go?

lanceismemesexual: who is my boyfriend? i was unaware that you hooked me up with someone, pidgey.

pidgeon: keith, you breadstick.

lanceismemesexual: 2 things. 1- ew the emo space cowboy? he's not my boyfriend, i hate him. 2- if it's olive garden's breadsticks, then yes. they r delicious. damn im hlit

pidgeon: just go get Starbucks on your own!

lanceismemesexual: bitch i dont wanna.

[pidgeon is offline.]

lanceismemesexual: wELL FUCK YOU TOO, THEN!!!

lanceismemesexual: ughh, cmon. someone come with meee. Hunk? Keith?

[keith.kocaine is online.]

keith.kocaine: ugh fine I'll go get Starbucks with you if it means you'll shut the fuck up. I'll be at your place in ten minutes.

[keith.kocaine is offline.]

lanceismemesexual: yayy.

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dat was chapter one my homies. short (like Levi) ik ik but next chapter there will actually be something to read and not shit post texts.

thanks 4 (the meme-ories) reading.

-kendra aka satan.