Hey, so this is The Sniper, the author of this marvelous book. I was thinking of just doing a quick list of the creepypastas I was going to start with. You are more than welcome to request either in the comments or in my inbox. I've got five or six that I already have an idea for, so I'll do those. Remember that you can request anything, except for Yuri, cuz I can't write that. My apologies to anyone that wanted that, but I just can't. I can do Yaoi, though! If you want, you can request where you are at, what you are (Neko, Bullied, Abused, Proxy, Vampire, etc.), what type of lover he is (if you're requesting a lemon or smut), or anything like those. Feel free to do whatever you want with it! Anyway, on to the list of upcoming one-shots. They may or may not be in this exact order, though. I'm a busy girl, after all. Inspiration only hits about certain things.
-Dark Link x Criminal!Reader (Lemon)
-Masky x Bullied!Hoodie (CP High AU Lemon)
-Neko!Eyeless Jack x Reader (Smut)
-Jeff the Killer x Reader (Seven Minutes in Heaven Lemon)
-Ben Drowned x Shy!Reader (Smut)
-Lost Silver x Neko!Reader (Fluff)
Also, a little note. There's been a lot of misunderstanding about the nature of Lemons and Smuts. I've noticed some people getting it wrong, and a few of my favorite writers made a point to include a note about this, so I decided to do the same.
Lemon is heavy make-outs. It is sexual frustration more than it is sex. A lemon is a bit sour, because no one gets off. Got it? Or do you need an example? I think you need an example.
He sat there holding me, and then pulled me into a soft kiss. As it got more and more heated, he pulled me closer against his chest. By the time we had to pull away for air, I was straddling his lap, his boner grinding against my inner thighs. He pulled me back down and our tongues swirled in a passionate dance.
Smut is the actual sex. Everyone makes the mistake of thinking that smut is making out in a dark closet and lemon is screwing someone's brains out. No, actually. In fact, it's the other way around. Smut is the mind-blowing sex that we're all looking to read. I I think you need another example.
I was panting in anticipation and impatience. "Fuck me already..." He pulled me closer, positioning himself. "Are you sure? I can wait for you." I nodded. He slid in, waiting a few moments so I could adjust to his size. He kissed the few tears that escaped, lifting them away with his tongue. I rolled my hips, moaning at the feeling of him inside me. He started to thrust slowly before I moaned for him to go faster. He obliged, and my nails raked down his back.
Smuts also tend to be longer, and more detailed, because they fulfill our wildest fantasies. Or, when a good author is writing, they are. Do you understand the difference? Good. Now, last order of business. We will have a talk about DICKS. That's right. I'm giving you a penis talk. Don't laugh, because this is serious. Many people are talking about 9-, 10-, 11-, even 12-inch dicks, and that ain't cool. Do you know what the average length of a girl's vagina is? It's 3-4 inches normally, but when we are turned on, it stretches to maybe 5 or 6. In a way, women get boners too. Can you just imagine what a dick that is nearly twice the size of our vaginas would do to us? If you write that a girl is taking a 10-inch dick straight into the vagina, you'd better write the trip to the hospital, too. If the dick is too long, it winds up going straight through the hymen and to other places that the dick shouldn't go, places where it causes serious harm to the delicate insides. A smaller dick is better for the woman's sexual experience, too, because our most pleasuring nerves are concentrated in the first 2-3 inches of the vagina, meaning that smaller is okay. It's perfect, actually. So stop trying to make these huge dicks, because no one can handle them without really bad pain. Huge dicks also mean less-satisfying blowjobs. The largest dick in existence is 13 inches, and that man hasn't found a single partner who can satisfy him, or can handle his dick. I'll include a link to a website if you want to read more about it. Thanks for reading, and thanks to UGH_dem_feelz and @LytoneBhie for also shouting out to this problem. Make sure to go check them out too! Bye!!!
Here's the link to the website:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/why-small-is-better-the-5-inch-advantage-for-men_us_58ff9812e4b0938fb73e95f2
(Copy and paste it. I'm not sure how to work it to make it a click-use.)
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FanfictionAll of the one-shots you could want. These will be based upon what I've experienced, read, or fantasized about. You can request if you want, and I will get to them as fast as I can. Thanks for giving it a read!
