Finding Jams [JiminXTonyXMilk] ONESHOT

Finding Jams (normal ver.)

Jim Fanfic
it was a normal jamless day for Jimin. Even the sun seemed like it was taunting him for not having jams. He sadly pushed the Dildo Bell door open when he ran into a toll well built male.

He was very hot and Jimin almost started drooling. "Excuse me" he said his voice going up a couple notches. The taller male looked down at the smol one and smiled while handing him a piece of paper and walking away.

Jimin walked into the store with flushed cheeks. After he ordered a Taco and some Milk he pulled out the piece of paper to see a unfamiliar number written on it.

Jimin grinned before taking a bite of his taco and saving the milk for later. When Jimin got home he immediately called the number. "Yo wassup?" the unfamiliar voice said. "um.. is this the dude I met at Dildo Bell?" "yeah, the names Tony" "Tonyyy~.... Im Jimin".

After hours of talking Jimin and Tony decided they would meet up and go on a date in 3 days. After more dates Jimin and Tony eventually become a couple and they loved each other very much. One day while Jimin was watching animoo he got thirsty [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)] and went to go grab the milk from the fridge. "Mulk, myork, moolk " he took a giant gulp and instantly fell in love.

He felt conflicted tho. He couldn't break up with Tony. No he loved Tony too much but... but he also loved milk. He didn't know what to do so he just loved both. Tony would become suspicious with Jimin when he would show up late or cancel plans. He decided it was time to know what was going on, so he went to his house before their plans that night.

Bad yet good mistake. He silently opened the door to see Jimin on the couch with Milk and a taco and dildo from Dildo Bell. He gasped as Jimin turned to look at him. "TONY ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE". A single tear rolled down Tonys face as he stormed out of the building to go to a club to get drunk.

Tony was taking shot after shot trying to get rid of the memory of Jimin. Tony made out with a few girls but then decided it was time to leave. He got7 in a noice car that was JUST RIGHT and started driving as fast as he could.

As soon as he got on the highway a car hit him cause his car to flip and land on the top. It ended up breaking Tonys neck and he died. That same night Jimin also got drunk and married Milk.

When he woke up he was naked with Milk next to him. His head ached and he was sad yet happy. He married Milk but he also broke up with Tony. He gets a call an lazily answers it. "Are you Jimin?" a unfamiliar voice asks "yes?" Jimin responded suspicious of who it was. "We would like to inform you that Tony Lastname died last night in a car crash.

Jimin started balling and hung up the phone. Time to get wasted again he thought while getting a beer from his fridge and heading to the local club. He met some hot chick named Orange Juice and they ended up making out and he brought her home forgetting that milk was still home. Milk cried and waited for the screaming and moans to quiet down.

Finally when it was late at night Milk took a kitchen knife and murdered Orange Juice. Milk got caught by the neighbor and was sent to jail to be CHAINED UP CHAINED UP. The neighbor comforted Jimin. The neighbors' name was Jams.

Jimin had found his jams. :)