Thomas's POV
Me and Martian met at primary and became friends
In P7 we started dating
In S1 we had sex for the first time, it was good
But my penis was TINY compared to Martins which is weird considering I have the biggest dick in the world
It's 3 inches
But anyway the sex was good.
When we were 16 we got married and had 8 children
The end
