PJO/HOO/MC/SHADOW HUNTERS One-shots

Its called free-willing bisexual sweetheart

Hello again my fellow fangirl/boys!!! How it do?? I haven't updated cause I believe their arnt many of you. Please prove me wrong. This is for @Mastermind_186 thanks for the idea !!

Alec's POV

Lost in thought Alec was walking the familiar path to Taki's, ( isn't that the place? Well it is for now) he and Magnus were meeting up for a much needed date night. With all the issues going on at the institute and everything going on with the Clave, with Magnus being the warlocks representative,they were both stressed and needed time away from everyone. Both Magnus and him got passed the tinder stages of getting back together, and the talks of moving in were at play. Everything was almost perfect. He thought he felt something... maybe  a tap on his shoulder?  No, he'd all ready walked past the regulars Mrs. Ann,lovely old woman who was always out front weeding the gardens, and Mr. Argent always teaching his archery kids,he'd even asked Alec for help once, then it came again... the subtle *tap tap* of a long probably manicured finger. Alec spun around to see who was holding him back from seeing Magnus. It's a girl... huh... odd. He was sure he had put on a invisibility rune, it would explain how Mrs. Ann and Mr. Argent could see him he never thought twice about it, the girl had  Long Beach wave Caramel hair, what straight people would call " beautiful glowy green eyes"( walk through walls disappear and flies gotta match em all cause he's Danny Phantom😂)
She had on a red beanie, military green crop top (which Alec wouldn't even dream of letting Izzy out of the institute with her shirt that short) and low-ride skinny jeans a-and was that a belly button peircing?  She dramatically walked over to Alec popping her hips out with every step.  With a hungry look in her eyes she said " Hey their handsome (I know sooo original)  how 'bout you. Me. My place,my parents aren't home...and I'll show you something you'll /never/ forget"  At this suggestion Alec did the most reasonable thing any 18 year old boy with a plethora of weapons hanging on his waist at his disposal would do. He backed the Hell outta their, but 3 feet into backing away he hit a wall "uh-oh" was the only thing running through his mind as this girl ,he didn't even know her name yet,  walked over to him popping her hips out trying to be sexy he was guessing. She put both her hands around his body to were he couldn't escape her grasp. She pressed her body up against him and looked up to him making eye contact with a very suggestive look in her eye. She grinned, and put both hands on Alec's shoulders, and inched closer. Alex's face reddened at what she was about to do, and he crouched down enough to where she ended up kissing the wall. "Hah. Deserves you right. Ain't no way I'm kissin' a girl. Let alone  a slut like you" said in his mind. " Ummmmmm excuse me ?!" Oops. Did he say that out loud? " A slut ? Your calling me a slut? Listen here bucco you do not wanna mess with me do you even know who my daddy is?" She screeched "Well who ever he is " Alec said " You should go crawling back to him asking him to your place to 'show him something he'll never forget' " he ended the last part in air quotes. The girl , whoever she is, stiffened and turned red. " nOt tHat you AsshOle! My FATHER the ONE who helped give me LIFE!" Alec smirked " Oh, does you mom know about this or is she in on it too?  Ohhhh I get it its a threesome!" Alec held his breath to keep him from laughing at how red and angry she looked. "I AM GRETCHEN WEINERS MY FATHER MADE THE TOASTERSTROODLE SHOW ME RESPECT!!!" ( I couldn't help myself😂) Alec looked at 'Gretchen' " Nice try 'Gretchen' but I've seen that movie... I have a younger sister... your not the only one who's watched Mean Girls. "  'Gretchen'  screeched out of anger. And slammed Alec into the brick wall behind him. And pulled out a small , dull butter knife aiming for his eye. " Read that book to 'Peter' you can't stab me in the eye with that"  unexpectedly the knife came down.

Magnus POV

It's been 10 minutes Alec isn't usually this late. "Hmmm maybe I should call him..." something about this didn't feel right. " Screw it I'm walking to the institute." Magnus got up from his table and speed walked out of Takis. Just as he rounded the corner he heard the most shrillest ear splitting screech then as follows "I AM GRETCHEN WEINERS MY FATHER MADE THE TOASTERSTROODLE SHOW ME RESPECT!!!"  ' hah. Mean Girls... Izzy loves that movie... a then a familiar, glorious voice rang in his ears " Nice try 'Gretchen' but I've seen that movie... I have a younger sister... your not the only one who's watched Mean Girls. "  that was his Alexander  then he heard a distinct shink  of a knife hitting on a wall. Magnus has never ran faster in his life.

Alec's POV

Alec grabbed the butter knife from her hand as it descended towards his eye. In the process grabbing her wrists and pinning her onto the brick wall with a sharp clutter as the knife hit the wall. Then Magnus burst around the corner eyes full of worry hair leaning back from the force that he ran. Releafe flooded through both their frames 'Gretchen' got a evil glint in her eyes " Help me sir!!! This man is asultung me." Fake tears slide down her cheeks " he's touched me "  Magnus' eyes full with rage 'Gretchen' smirks. Magnus thunders towards the two. Alec backs away fearing Magnus might have believed her , but Magnus stops in front of 'Gretchen' Glaring pure loathing at her. 'Gretchen gulped. Magnus points at Alec. Is this. The man who touched you?"    ' Gretchen's' fake tears burst back like the dams have broken.  With trimbling lips she replays " Y-yes" *slap* their is now a bright red hand print on 'Gretchen's' face. 'Gretchen' looks up eyes filled with disbelief and pain. "Wh-WHAT THE HELL!!! SLAP HIM NOT ME!!!HE IS A SICK MAN HE GROUPED ME!!!" Magnus swiftly walks over to Alec and grabs the collar of his shirt and captures Alec's lips on a heart felt passionate kiss. 'Gretchen' looked with anger.  " WHA-HOW??!" Magnus turns around and with a sickly sweet smile says " It's called being a Free willed bisexual sweetie" and blows her a Kiss while warlike off with Alec following him like a lost puppy.

The ending sucks I know.... but hey it's just a fiction...  a FANfiction aannnddd fin. (Quoted from Matt part ) also I do not own these characters Cassandra Clare does